{"id":4676,"date":"2025-12-06T19:52:31","date_gmt":"2025-12-06T18:52:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/aquela-vez-que-desinfetei-o-meu-pau-com-rum\/"},"modified":"2026-04-10T02:04:47","modified_gmt":"2026-04-10T01:04:47","slug":"aquela-vez-que-desinfetei-o-meu-pau-com-rum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/pt-br\/aquela-vez-que-desinfetei-o-meu-pau-com-rum\/","title":{"rendered":"Aquela vez que desinfetei o meu pau com rum"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style='text-align:center' class='yasr-auto-insert-visitor'><!--Yasr Visitor Votes Shortcode--><div id='yasr_visitor_votes_523a23962d13c' class='yasr-visitor-votes'><div class=\"yasr-custom-text-vv-before yasr-custom-text-vv-before-4676\">Click to rate this post!<\/div><div id='yasr-vv-second-row-container-523a23962d13c'\r\n                                        class='yasr-vv-second-row-container'><div id='yasr-visitor-votes-rater-523a23962d13c'\r\n                                      class='yasr-rater-stars-vv'\r\n                                      data-rater-postid='4676'\r\n                                      data-rating='0'\r\n                                      data-rater-starsize='24'\r\n                                      data-rater-readonly='false'\r\n                                      data-rater-nonce='57493fa7f2'\r\n                                      data-issingular='false'\r\n                                    ><\/div><div class=\"yasr-vv-stats-text-container\" id=\"yasr-vv-stats-text-container-523a23962d13c\"><svg xmlns=\"https:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\"\r\n                                   class=\"yasr-dashicons-visitor-stats\"\r\n                                   data-postid=\"4676\"\r\n                                   id=\"yasr-stats-dashicon-523a23962d13c\">\r\n                                   <path d=\"M18 18v-16h-4v16h4zM12 18v-11h-4v11h4zM6 18v-8h-4v8h4z\"><\/path>\r\n                               <\/svg><span id=\"yasr-vv-text-container-523a23962d13c\" class=\"yasr-vv-text-container\">[Total: <span id=\"yasr-vv-votes-number-container-523a23962d13c\">0<\/span>  Average: <span id=\"yasr-vv-average-container-523a23962d13c\">0<\/span>]<\/span><\/div><div id='yasr-vv-loader-523a23962d13c' class='yasr-vv-container-loader'><\/div><\/div><div id='yasr-vv-bottom-container-523a23962d13c'\r\n                              class='yasr-vv-bottom-container'\r\n                              style='display:none'><\/div><\/div><!--End Yasr Visitor Votes Shortcode--><\/div>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-rounded\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"765\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Gemini_Generated_Image_2kga662kga662kga-765x1024.png\" alt=\"Ilustra&#xE7;&#xE3;o de capa do conto do rum\" class=\"wp-image-2875\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Gemini_Generated_Image_2kga662kga662kga-765x1024.png 765w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Gemini_Generated_Image_2kga662kga662kga-224x300.png 224w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Gemini_Generated_Image_2kga662kga662kga-768x1029.png 768w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Gemini_Generated_Image_2kga662kga662kga-1147x1536.png 1147w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Gemini_Generated_Image_2kga662kga662kga-1529x2048.png 1529w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Gemini_Generated_Image_2kga662kga662kga-720x964.png 720w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Gemini_Generated_Image_2kga662kga662kga-580x777.png 580w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Gemini_Generated_Image_2kga662kga662kga-320x429.png 320w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Gemini_Generated_Image_2kga662kga662kga-1320x1768.png 1320w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Gemini_Generated_Image_2kga662kga662kga.png 1792w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 765px) 100vw, 765px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n<p>O problema de ter um blog \u00e9 que, \u00e0s vezes, decides encontrar certas pessoas s\u00f3 porque&#8230; podem render \u00f3timas hist\u00f3rias. Este \u00e9 o caso da Bonequinha G\u00f3tica, uma russa de 23 anos com um estilo incrivelmente refinado, uma artista que exp\u00f5e em Mil\u00e3o, Nova York, Veneza (Bienal), uma pessoa cuja apar\u00eancia \u00e9 incrivelmente angulosa, enquanto os modos s\u00e3o suaves e sedosos. <\/p>\n\n<p>Mas vamos come\u00e7ar do princ\u00edpio. Estou \u00f3rf\u00e3o da Piccolina, de quem me afastei por raz\u00f5es que explicarei depois. Estou um pouco triste e \u00e0 procura de novas pessoas para deixar entrar no meu mundo, para preencher aquela car\u00eancia de afeto que me acompanha desde que me conhe\u00e7o por gente. Quero algu\u00e9m que me d\u00ea carinho, que me fa\u00e7a sentir amado e que me olhe como se eu fosse a coisa mais preciosa do mundo\u2026 exatamente como a minha ex fazia antes que as nossas falhas m\u00fatuas emba\u00e7assem aquele olhar doce e brilhante dela, transformando a coisa mais real do mundo na lembran\u00e7a desbotada de uma ilus\u00e3o.   <\/p>\n\n<p>No site de encontros de sempre, vou passando pelas garotas como uma adolescente passa por roupinhas safadas na <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dollskill.com\/\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.dollskill.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">DollsKill<\/a>. S\u00e3o todas &#8220;\u00edssimas&#8221;: Lind\u00edssimas, Piranhad\u00edssimas, Banal\u00edssimas (pelo menos nas descri\u00e7\u00f5es). E eis que surge uma foto um pouco perturbadora: um penhasco, mar agitado, em primeiro plano uma garota vestida de preto, com tra\u00e7os lindos e deformados, como num filme do Tim Burton.  <\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-rounded\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media1.giphy.com\/media\/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbjE2amcwbnp0dzVkd2F2djhkd2RxNWx4cDM0cDMxcmxxcnAwOTliYyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw\/ToMjGpJ4jULsUli8yxW\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"Imagem do conto da aventura com o rum\" style=\"aspect-ratio:0.7470817120622568;width:316px;height:auto\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Os l\u00e1bios gigantes e a suspeita<\/h2>\n\n<p>Dou um zoom no rosto: ma\u00e7\u00e3s do rosto pronunciadas, tra\u00e7os t\u00edpicos do leste europeu, e dois l\u00e1bios gigantescos. Voc\u00eas sabem o quanto eu amava os l\u00e1bios carnudos da <a href=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/report\/umarel-del-sesso\/\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"2077\">Ninfeta<\/a> e o quanto sinto falta dos boquetes dela! <br\/>Percorro a galeria e sinto-me numa exposi\u00e7\u00e3o fotogr\u00e1fica: alternam-se cen\u00e1rios industriais, decadentes ou amplas paisagens naturais; looks improv\u00e1veis e super elaborados; tra\u00e7os ora hipersensuais, ora deformados.  <\/p>\n\n<p>&#8220;<em>Com certeza esta garota deve ter uma hist\u00f3ria interessante!<\/em>&#8220;, penso.<\/p>\n\n<p>A descri\u00e7\u00e3o \u00e9 simples, mas muito sincera, nada estereotipada. Ama esportes radicais; \u00e9 artista; procura pessoas de mente aberta, com interesses art\u00edsticos e musicais, sens\u00edveis a diferentes culturas. Ela me conta de quando fez parapente sozinha, voando por dentro de uma nuvem.  <\/p>\n\n<p>Contacto-a. Ela \u00e9 muito r\u00e1pida a decidir encontrar-se comigo.  Mora perto de mim; convido-a diretamente para minha casa. <br\/>Enquanto espero que ela venha, troco umas mensagens com o meu amigo Fil. O Fil sempre teve um impacto relevante na minha vida sexual, tendo esse superpoder de resolver ou instalar paranoias em mim. Quis o azar que, desta vez, ele se empenhasse em instalar uma.  <\/p>\n\n<p>Conto ao Filippo sobre a garota que vou encontrar e mando as fotos p\u00fablicas do perfil, selecionando as mais normais. Ele come\u00e7a a me tranquilizar com: <\/p>\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>&#8220;Para mim, ela se droga&#8221;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>&#8220;Se uma mina se droga, \u00e9 f\u00e1cil que saia transando por a\u00ed sem camisinha&#8221;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>&#8220;Sabe-se l\u00e1 que doen\u00e7a ela vai te passar&#8221;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>&#8220;Usa duas camisinhas&#8221;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>&#8220;Vais ter tanto medo que ela te pegue algo que nem vais ficar duro&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n<p>Enfim, o amigo que todo homem deseja!<\/p>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-stackable-carousel alignwide stk-block-carousel stk--is-slide stk--arrows-justify-space-between stk--arrows-align-center stk-block stk-53dbd37\" data-slides-to-show=\"\" data-block-id=\"53dbd37\"><style>.stk-53dbd37 {--gap:30px !important;}<\/style><div class=\"stk-block-carousel__content-wrapper\"><div class=\"stk-row stk-inner-blocks has-text-align-center stk-block-content stk-block-carousel__slider-wrapper stk-content-align stk-53dbd37-column alignwide\"><div class=\"stk-block-carousel__slider\" role=\"list\" data-label-slide-of=\"Slide %%d of %%d\" tabindex=\"0\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-stackable-column stk-block-column stk-column stk-block stk-05f1e97\" data-v=\"4\" data-block-id=\"05f1e97\"><div class=\"stk-column-wrapper stk-block-column__content stk-container stk-05f1e97-container stk--no-background stk--no-padding\"><div class=\"stk-block-content stk-inner-blocks stk-05f1e97-inner-blocks\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"499\" height=\"475\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screenshot-2025-12-06-alle-19.08.05.png\" alt=\"Screenshot de conversa do conto do rum\" class=\"wp-image-2879\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screenshot-2025-12-06-alle-19.08.05.png 499w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screenshot-2025-12-06-alle-19.08.05-300x286.png 300w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screenshot-2025-12-06-alle-19.08.05-320x305.png 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 499px) 100vw, 499px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-stackable-column stk-block-column stk-column stk-block stk-22d6f5b\" data-v=\"4\" data-block-id=\"22d6f5b\"><div class=\"stk-column-wrapper stk-block-column__content stk-container stk-22d6f5b-container stk--no-background stk--no-padding\"><div class=\"stk-block-content stk-inner-blocks stk-22d6f5b-inner-blocks\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"499\" height=\"475\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/1-5.png\" alt=\"Screenshot de conversa - 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Vais ver que pessoalmente ela vai ser super normal&#8221;, penso.&#8221;Meu Deus!&#8221;, penso assim que ela chega. O look \u00e9 exatamente como nas fotos: jaquetinha brilhante com pelo de urso siberiano, camiseta de renda furadinha de onde aparecem dois mamilos rosa pequenos, cal\u00e7a de moletom justa, botas pesadas. Cabelo escuro, corte curto que parece gritar &#8220;n\u00e3o preciso ser sexy para agradar&#8221;. Maquiagem super peculiar, com pontinhos e linhas pretas que se alternam num padr\u00e3o tribal e esot\u00e9rico; olhos claros que emanam tranquilidade&#8230; Poderia ser uma serial killer, mas daquelas que te acalmam docemente antes de te retalhar. <\/em>&#8220;, penso.<br\/>&#8220;Meu Deus!&#8221;, penso assim que ela chega. Outfit exatamente como nas fotos: casaquinho com glitter e pelo de urso siberiano, camiseta de renda furada de onde despontam dois pequenos mamilos rosa, cal\u00e7a de fato de treino justa, botas altas. Cabelo escuro, corte curto que parece gritar &#8220;<em>n\u00e3o preciso de ser sexy para agradar<\/em>&#8220;.   Maquilhagem muito particular, com pontinhos e linhas pretas alternados segundo um padr\u00e3o tribal e esot\u00e9rico; olhos claros que emanam tranquilidade\u2026 Poderia ser uma serial killer, mas daquelas que te tranquilizam docemente antes de te retalhar. <br\/>Os dois l\u00e1bios, gigantescos! Se os da Ninfetta eram dois botes, estes s\u00e3o dois contratorpedeiros.<br\/>E depois&#8230; que bunda! A comunidade cient\u00edfica internacional, ap\u00f3s in\u00fameros congressos, definiu com precis\u00e3o uma escala padr\u00e3o de medi\u00e7\u00e3o da perfei\u00e7\u00e3o da FORMA da bunda, a chamada <strong>BIBI Scale<\/strong>: <em>Bea Ideal Butt Irresistible Scale<\/em>, em honra \u00e0 minha amiga Bea, exemplo brilhante de perfei\u00e7\u00e3o gl\u00fatea. Pois bem, a Bonequinha ganha um impressionante 9,5 na escala BIBI. Depois, ok, em termos de ser &#8220;durinha&#8221;, a americaninha continua invicta.    <\/p>\n\n<p><br\/>&#8220;Champanhe, prosecco ou vinho branco?&#8221;, pergunto-lhe. Ela opta pelo \u00faltimo. Abro um bom Anthilia de Donna Fugata, hist\u00f3rico companheiro siciliano de tantas trepadas.<br\/>Acomodamo-nos no sof\u00e1.  <\/p>\n\n<p>Enquanto a observo, reflito que ela tem tudo o que uma rapariga normalmente deseja: tra\u00e7os de gata, pele imaculada, olhos de enlouquecer, rabo de gritar. E, para se expressar, arranja-se de uma maneira muito extrema, maquia-se como um guerreiro maori, rejeitando o padr\u00e3o de beleza.<br\/>Conta-me sobre a sua vida. Sobre a sua arte. De como ama a natureza, o musgo, passar dias no meio das florestas.    Mostra-me as suas obras. <br\/>Muitos que se dizem artistas s\u00e3o vaidosos, arrogantes, cheios de si. Ela n\u00e3o, ela \u00e9 modesta, serena, apaixonada. Ser artista \u00e9 algo que faz parte da sua natureza; n\u00e3o h\u00e1 ego, complac\u00eancia ou medo. Ela \u00e9 assim.   <br\/>Eu sinto-me profundamente amoroso. Ambos nos sentimos plenamente \u00e0 vontade.<br\/>Pe\u00e7o-lhe para me mostrar as suas tatuagens.<br\/>Despe-se parcialmente.<br\/>Que pele luminosa, m\u00e1gica!<br\/>Vejo algumas cicatrizes: acidente ou\u2026 corta-se?<br\/>Um impulso de afeto nasce-me do cora\u00e7\u00e3o.  Procuro o contacto estendendo as m\u00e3os sobre a sua coxa. <br\/>Ela responde ao toque, com calor. <br\/>Olhamo-nos. <br\/>\u00c9 o momento: ela me pede para ir ao banheiro. E enquanto a vejo se afastar, antecipando o momento em que ela vai pular em cima de mim, noto algo&#8230; <\/p>\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">As manchas no l\u00e1bio<\/h2>\n\n<p>No l\u00e1bio inferior, vejo umas manchas escuras. <br\/><\/p>\n\n<p>&#8220;<em>Meu Deus, n\u00e3o ser\u00e1&#8230; herpes!?!<\/em>&#8220;, penso. Aquele dem\u00f4nio do Filippo pula nos meus neur\u00f4nios projetando imagens apocal\u00edpticas de doen\u00e7as: e se ela me fizer um boquete e me passar? E agora, o que eu fa\u00e7o?  <br\/>Escrevo para o Fil, t\u00e3o preocupado que n\u00e3o consigo digitar &#8220;herpes&#8221; corretamente.<\/p>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-stackable-carousel alignwide stk-block-carousel stk--is-slide stk--arrows-justify-space-between stk--arrows-align-center stk-block stk-21f4fbc\" data-slides-to-show=\"\" data-block-id=\"21f4fbc\"><div class=\"stk-block-carousel__content-wrapper\"><div class=\"stk-row stk-inner-blocks has-text-align-center stk-block-content stk-block-carousel__slider-wrapper stk-content-align stk-21f4fbc-column alignwide\"><div class=\"stk-block-carousel__slider\" role=\"list\" data-label-slide-of=\"Slide %%d of %%d\" tabindex=\"0\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-stackable-column stk-block-column stk-column stk-block stk-0dc85e3\" data-v=\"4\" data-block-id=\"0dc85e3\"><div class=\"stk-column-wrapper stk-block-column__content stk-container stk-0dc85e3-container stk--no-background stk--no-padding\"><div class=\"stk-block-content stk-inner-blocks stk-0dc85e3-inner-blocks\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"595\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screenshot-2025-12-06-alle-20.30.23.png\" alt=\"Screenshot de conversa do conto do rum\" class=\"wp-image-2884\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screenshot-2025-12-06-alle-20.30.23.png 500w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screenshot-2025-12-06-alle-20.30.23-252x300.png 252w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screenshot-2025-12-06-alle-20.30.23-320x381.png 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-stackable-column stk-block-column stk-column stk-block stk-f338713\" data-v=\"4\" data-block-id=\"f338713\"><div class=\"stk-column-wrapper stk-block-column__content stk-container stk-f338713-container stk--no-background stk--no-padding\"><div class=\"stk-block-content stk-inner-blocks stk-f338713-inner-blocks\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"595\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/3.png\" alt=\"Screenshot de conversa - 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Elogio a bunda dela. Abra\u00e7o-a por tr\u00e1s para evitar outros beijos.<br\/>Ela estende a m\u00e3o para o meu pau.<br\/>Ok, eu tenho muito orgulho do meu pau. Gosto da forma, do tamanho e, acima de tudo, da largura. Eu, se pudesse tirar uma foto dele e colocar no cart\u00e3o de visitas&#8230; faria.<br\/>Mas desta vez o meu pau est\u00e1 abaixo de zero. N\u00e3o s\u00f3 n\u00e3o est\u00e1 turgido como deveria, como est\u00e1 at\u00e9 mais curto do que quando est\u00e1 em repouso. Enfim, encolheu de medo!      <\/p>\n\n<p>A garota se empenha num boquete, com muita dedica\u00e7\u00e3o. <br\/>Aqueles l\u00e1bios s\u00e3o lindos, os seus tra\u00e7os perfeitos, mas eu estou assustado. As m\u00e3os dela descem para as bolas, aproximam-se com educa\u00e7\u00e3o do cu, tentando aumentar a estimula\u00e7\u00e3o. Tenho que inventar algo o quanto antes para ajud\u00e1-la! Ent\u00e3o imagino as piores fantasias para fazer ele subir. Algo se mexe quando imagino que sou um velho dono de galeria, porco e aproveitador, e ela uma jovem artista ing\u00eanua, disposta a tudo pelo sucesso. Gosto mesmo de fantasiar que sou um corruptor de jovens, aproveitador e man\u00edaco. Pronto, est\u00e1 duro! Ela se esfor\u00e7a, eu venho na boca dela. Sorrimos, abra\u00e7amo-nos, murmuro algo sobre o fato de que na primeira vez eu me emociono.        <\/p>\n\n<p>Continuamos a conversar amavelmente, com grande sintonia por uma boa hora. 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