{"id":4442,"date":"2026-02-07T10:34:26","date_gmt":"2026-02-07T09:34:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/the-woman-who-reads-souls-and-wants-kids-with-me\/"},"modified":"2026-04-10T01:38:33","modified_gmt":"2026-04-10T00:38:33","slug":"the-woman-who-reads-souls-and-wants-kids-with-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/en\/the-woman-who-reads-souls-and-wants-kids-with-me\/","title":{"rendered":"The woman who reads souls (and sees children!)"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style='text-align:center' class='yasr-auto-insert-visitor'><!--Yasr Visitor Votes Shortcode--><div id='yasr_visitor_votes_a6b280cc5fe3a' class='yasr-visitor-votes'><div class=\"yasr-custom-text-vv-before yasr-custom-text-vv-before-4442\">Click to rate this post!<\/div><div id='yasr-vv-second-row-container-a6b280cc5fe3a'\r\n                                        class='yasr-vv-second-row-container'><div id='yasr-visitor-votes-rater-a6b280cc5fe3a'\r\n                                      class='yasr-rater-stars-vv'\r\n                                      data-rater-postid='4442'\r\n                                      data-rating='0'\r\n                                      data-rater-starsize='24'\r\n                                      data-rater-readonly='false'\r\n                                      data-rater-nonce='57493fa7f2'\r\n                                      data-issingular='false'\r\n                                    ><\/div><div class=\"yasr-vv-stats-text-container\" id=\"yasr-vv-stats-text-container-a6b280cc5fe3a\"><svg xmlns=\"https:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\"\r\n                                   class=\"yasr-dashicons-visitor-stats\"\r\n                                   data-postid=\"4442\"\r\n                                   id=\"yasr-stats-dashicon-a6b280cc5fe3a\">\r\n                                   <path d=\"M18 18v-16h-4v16h4zM12 18v-11h-4v11h4zM6 18v-8h-4v8h4z\"><\/path>\r\n                               <\/svg><span id=\"yasr-vv-text-container-a6b280cc5fe3a\" class=\"yasr-vv-text-container\">[Total: <span id=\"yasr-vv-votes-number-container-a6b280cc5fe3a\">0<\/span>  Average: <span id=\"yasr-vv-average-container-a6b280cc5fe3a\">0<\/span>]<\/span><\/div><div id='yasr-vv-loader-a6b280cc5fe3a' class='yasr-vv-container-loader'><\/div><\/div><div id='yasr-vv-bottom-container-a6b280cc5fe3a'\r\n                              class='yasr-vv-bottom-container'\r\n                              style='display:none'><\/div><\/div><!--End Yasr Visitor Votes Shortcode--><\/div><div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-rounded\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"825\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_jbthr8jbthr8jbth-825x1024.png\" alt=\"Illustration of the scene on the rooftop of the 1 Hotel South Beach in Miami\" class=\"wp-image-4162\" style=\"aspect-ratio:0.8056665211991003;width:552px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_jbthr8jbthr8jbth-825x1024.png 825w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_jbthr8jbthr8jbth-242x300.png 242w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_jbthr8jbthr8jbth-768x953.png 768w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_jbthr8jbthr8jbth-1237x1536.png 1237w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_jbthr8jbthr8jbth-1650x2048.png 1650w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_jbthr8jbthr8jbth-720x894.png 720w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_jbthr8jbthr8jbth-580x720.png 580w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_jbthr8jbthr8jbth-320x397.png 320w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_jbthr8jbthr8jbth-1320x1639.png 1320w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_jbthr8jbthr8jbth.png 1856w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 825px) 100vw, 825px\"><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p>Miami, early 2026. Rooftop of the 1 Hotel South Beach. Still waiting <span style=\"color: #0f0e17;\" class=\"stk-highlight\">for <a href=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/en\/tag\/xmaslady\/\" data-type=\"post_tag\" data-id=\"67\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Xmas Lady<\/a> to arrive. <\/span><span style=\"color: #454545e6;\" class=\"stk-highlight\"><br \/>Xmas Lady: \u201c<em>So how many girls did you meet that day while you were waiting for m<\/em>e<em>?<\/em>\u201d ndXmasLady.<br \/>Me: \u201cHey<em>, I was on vacation!<\/em>\u201c<br \/> Xmas Lady: \u201c<em>Don&#8217;t you have a better use for your time on vacation<\/em>?!\u201d<br \/><em><span style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\">Me: \u201c<em>Wel<\/em><\/span>l, that way I meet so many interesting people\u2026 It&#8217;s a way to deeply understand the place, to enter the Gestalt of where I am\u2026 I&#8217;m a Fuck-Tourist!<\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #888888;\" class=\"stk-highlight\">\u201c<\/span>  <\/p>\n<p>The cheerful buzz of patrons spreads among the elegant tables. In the background, the sea, the inevitable palm trees in the distance. In front of me, <strong>EsotericPussy<\/strong>. Eyes of a calm and intense blue, full lips, elegant even with filler, very graceful features. Her gaze is determined but kind. Perfect physique, athletic, slim.      Pretty nice tits, obviously fake, but tastefully done. <br \/>She emits a calm, deep energy; she&#8217;s in control of the situation, open to the person in front of her, an excellent observer. A spiritual being in the body of a total babe. But she&#8217;s sneaky. She&#8217;s Russian, it&#8217;s inevitable. Her profile says she&#8217;s 31; in my opinion, she&#8217;s 3 or 4 years older. In her photos, she&#8217;s a being of exceptional beauty; in person, she&#8217;s just super-hot. Okay, let&#8217;s not complain.      <\/p>\n<h2>The numerologist with the cleavage<\/h2>\n<p>I take her hands. She asks for my birth date. I answer, looking at her surprised. She does some mental calculations and then tells me:   <\/p>\n<p>Her: \u201c<em>You&#8217;re a 10<\/em>\u201d<br \/>Me: <em>\u201cOh, thanks, my mom always told me I was handsome!\u201d<\/em><br \/>Her: <em>\u201cNo, you got it all wrong! 10 is your soul level!\u201d<\/em><br \/>Me: <em>\u201cOh, thanks, my Aunt Piera always tells me I&#8217;m a good person\u201d<\/em><br \/>Her: <em>\u201cForget Aunt Piera! That has nothing to do with it! This is a serious conversation!\u201d<\/em><br \/><span style=\"color: #f00069;\" class=\"stk-highlight\"><em>Better get serious, <\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #0f0e17;\" class=\"stk-highlight\">I think<\/span><span style=\"color: #f00069;\" class=\"stk-highlight\">, <em>otherwise there&#8217;s no fucking tonight!<\/em><\/span><br \/>Okay, I pull myself together and look at her with an interested gaze. I ask her to explain better. <\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-rounded\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"765\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/EsotericPussy-765x1024.png\" alt=\"Illustrated portrait of the esoteric woman who reads souls, the EsotericPussy\" class=\"wp-image-4434\" style=\"aspect-ratio:0.7470817120622568;width:557px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/EsotericPussy-765x1024.png 765w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/EsotericPussy-224x300.png 224w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/EsotericPussy-768x1029.png 768w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/EsotericPussy-1147x1536.png 1147w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/EsotericPussy-1529x2048.png 1529w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/EsotericPussy-720x964.png 720w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/EsotericPussy-580x777.png 580w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/EsotericPussy-320x429.png 320w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/EsotericPussy-1320x1768.png 1320w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/EsotericPussy.png 1792w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 765px) 100vw, 765px\"><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p>She: <\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p><em>\u201cI&#8217;ve done extensive studies. I follow a Russian Master who travels the world. We firmly believe that the soul reincarnates multiple times, moving from level to level.  <\/em><br \/><em>And each level corresponds to a purpose, a mission to fulfill, a situation to heal or overcome. Only by finalizing its purpose can the soul access the next level.\u201d <\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h2>Souls and fur coats<\/h2>\n<p>My gaze drops down her neckline and lingers on her breasts, which I desperately want to lick.<br \/>Me: <em>\u201cWow, and what happens when it reaches the final level?<\/em>\u201c<br \/>Her: \u201c<em>Once it reaches the final level, the soul is ready to stop reincarnating and move to a different level of knowledge. Some call it Nirvana. <\/em>\u201c<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>Me: \u201c<em>You know, this reminds me of a conversation I had with my friend Daniela<\/em>. We were talking about life and she argued that everyone attracts their own pain and their own experiences. <\/p>\n<p>As soon as I heard that sentence, I stiffened up: \u201c<em>what you&#8217;re saying is very cruel! Think of a terminal patient, a rape victim, etc\u2026 By saying this, it&#8217;s like you&#8217;re blaming them for what happened to them! <\/em>\u201c.  <\/p>\n<p>With a loving tone and the bored expression of someone who always has to explain the same thing, she tells me: \u201c<em>No, I&#8217;m not saying it&#8217;s the victim&#8217;s responsibility. Simply that the soul needs to go through that experience to purify itself, grow, and resolve past traumas. And it attracts someone with similar needs. For a shared experience of catharsis.   <\/em>\u201c<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>My gaze returns to her tits, I think \u201c<em><span style=\"color: #f00069;\" class=\"stk-highlight\">yeah, oh god, actually my soul really needs to put my dick between those!<\/span>\u201c<\/em>.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-rounded\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1008\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_f5wck3f5wck3f5wc-1008x1024.png\" alt=\"Illustration of the esoteric woman talking about purification and karmic connections\" class=\"wp-image-4161\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_f5wck3f5wck3f5wc-1008x1024.png 1008w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_f5wck3f5wck3f5wc-295x300.png 295w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_f5wck3f5wck3f5wc-768x780.png 768w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_f5wck3f5wck3f5wc-1512x1536.png 1512w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_f5wck3f5wck3f5wc-2016x2048.png 2016w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_f5wck3f5wck3f5wc-1920x1950.png 1920w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_f5wck3f5wck3f5wc-720x731.png 720w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_f5wck3f5wck3f5wc-580x589.png 580w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_f5wck3f5wck3f5wc-320x325.png 320w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_f5wck3f5wck3f5wc-1320x1341.png 1320w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_f5wck3f5wck3f5wc.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1008px) 100vw, 1008px\"><\/figure>\n<p>A slate plate full of sushi lands between me and the tits, interrupting my gaze. The waiter smiles at me, with that kindness typical of places where tips cost as much as dinner in Milan.  <br \/>EsotericPussy tells me about her life. <br \/>Inevitably Russian, moved here before the war, marriage for citizenship, close to divorce, full of interests. <br \/>Her gaze is bright, she&#8217;s aware of being attractive, but without that typical arrogance of the SuperGoddess. <br \/>We move to the bedroom. She stalls a bit, she wants to talk more and more. I don&#8217;t mind; she&#8217;s an interesting person to get to know. I fix her a \u201chealthy vodka,\u201d whatever that means (great strategy with girls who have food obsessions\u2026 the same steak becomes \u201chealthy,\u201d \u201cvegan,\u201d \u201cbiodynamic,\u201d \u201clocal,\u201d \u201ckosher,\u201d or \u201cgrass-fed\u201d depending on whether you are\u2014in order\u2014from Milan, a fake Milanese, a third-generation Milanese, Jewish, or paleo).    <\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-rounded\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"597\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_pkj59dpkj59dpkj5-597x1024.png\" alt=\"Illustration of the esoteric woman at the health food restaurant, between obsessions and seduction\" class=\"wp-image-4159\" style=\"aspect-ratio:0.5830170263528901;width:561px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_pkj59dpkj59dpkj5-597x1024.png 597w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_pkj59dpkj59dpkj5-175x300.png 175w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_pkj59dpkj59dpkj5-768x1317.png 768w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_pkj59dpkj59dpkj5-896x1536.png 896w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_pkj59dpkj59dpkj5-1195x2048.png 1195w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_pkj59dpkj59dpkj5-720x1234.png 720w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_pkj59dpkj59dpkj5-580x994.png 580w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_pkj59dpkj59dpkj5-320x549.png 320w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_pkj59dpkj59dpkj5-1320x2263.png 1320w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_pkj59dpkj59dpkj5-scaled.png 1493w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 597px) 100vw, 597px\"><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<h2>The hookup and the integrity account<\/h2>\n<p>My hands undress her. She has an incredibly fit physique, sculpted abs, zero fat. They must really care about their bodies in Miami. I compliment her on her Pilates \u201ccore.\u201d She smiles, says thanks, and tells me \u201cwell, come on, in the end, I&#8217;m just like in the photos.\u201d<br \/>me: \u201c\u2026\u201d<br \/>her: \u201c    <em>Why aren&#8217;t you saying anything? Are you saying I&#8217;m not like in the photos? <\/em>\u201c<br \/>me: \u201c\u2026\u201d<br \/>Her: (with a shocked look) \u201c<em>What do you mean!<\/em>\u201d<br \/>me: \u201c<em>well, you&#8217;re super cute, perfect body, beautiful girl<\/em>\u201d<br \/>her: \u201c<em>you&#8217;re still not answering\u2026 am I like in the photos or not?<\/em>\u201d<br \/>Me: (thinking the photos are at least 4 years old) <em>\u201cno, you&#8217;re a bit different, but you&#8217;re super beautiful anyway\u201d<\/em><br \/>her: (looking at the sky in exasperation) \u201c<em>Anyway?!?<\/em>\u201d<br \/>Me: (caressing her breasts to comfort her) \u201c<em>I&#8217;ve rarely seen a woman so fit<\/em>\u201d<br \/>Her: (removing my hands with annoyance and suddenly playing hard to get) \u201c<em>And my face? Do I look older to you? <\/em>\u201c<br \/>I think: \u201c<em><span style=\"color: #f00069;\" class=\"stk-highlight\">damn me, when I promised myself not to lie to a woman! Oh God, here, whatever I say, I&#8217;m dead <\/span><\/em>\u201c. <br \/>I tell her \u201c<em>I love your eyes<\/em>\u201d<br \/>Her: (more and more annoyed) \u201c<em>Are you really saying I&#8217;m old?!?!<\/em>\u201d<br \/>I have only one way out of this to make her stop talking: I pull out my dick and place it 5 cm from her mouth. <br \/>She takes it in her hand, looks at me, and continues to complain.<br \/>Me: \u201c<em>Do you want to cancel? Should I walk you downstairs? <\/em>\u201c<br \/><span style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\">Her: \u201c<em>No<\/em><\/span><em>, no, but let&#8217;s be clear that you&#8217;re a jerk. You don&#8217;t treat a lady like this!\u201d <\/em>and she starts playing with my majority shareholder.<br \/>I take her to the bed. Her face is still marked by disappointment over the photo talk. I put a hand on her belly, flash my best \u201ctender motherfucker\u201d look, and say to her: \u201c  <em><strong>come on, let&#8217;s make a baby! It&#8217;s my destiny, right? <\/strong>\u201c<\/em><br \/>She bursts out laughing, smiles honored, and says shyly \u201c<em>well, but I&#8217;ve only known you for a little while\u201d<\/em><br \/>Me: \u201c<em>But the numbers, the soul, destiny! You told me, you can&#8217;t take it back now <\/em>\u201c<br \/>Her: \u201c<em>Well, but let&#8217;s at least get to know each other a bit first\u2026 come on, at least for 6 months<\/em>\u201d.<br \/>Me: (with a contrite look) \u201c<em>Well, but think how beautiful a child with my nose and your abs would be! We&#8217;ll call him Magnum P.I., in honor of the city where we met<\/em>\u201d.<br \/>She laughs.<br \/>I pounce on her. <br \/>She asks for a condom.<br \/>Feigning deep disappointment, I put on the condom with theatrical gestures like Mario Merola (for the foreign audience, Mario Merola is one of the greatest exponents of Neapolitan melodrama\u2026).<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed aligncenter is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"MARIO MEROLA - O 'ZAPPATORE\" width=\"720\" height=\"540\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/vOqy1X4EaW4?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><em>And then don&#8217;t say my blog isn&#8217;t a site for the highest cultural education!<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Anyway, decent fuck but no blowjob \u201cyou know, because of diseases!\u201d Bah, I think it&#8217;s still because of the photo thing. I say goodbye.<br \/>She texts me two hours later, saying she forgot a ring. She makes sure to let me know it&#8217;s diamonds worth 6 thousand dollars, given to her by her previous boyfriend. Just to set the standard, lest I truly desire to have a child with her.<br \/>She comes back to get it. <br \/>I dramatically get down on one knee. <br \/>I look her in the eyes. <br \/>I slide the ring onto her finger.<br \/>\u201c<em>So, future wife, are you going to give me that blowjob now<\/em>?\u201d<br \/>She bursts out laughing, we talk, we joke, she has me talk on the phone with her friend (\u201c<em>listen, can you tell your friend it&#8217;s a shame not to give me this blowjob?<\/em>\u201d) but finally she leaves without the blowjob.    <\/p>\n<p>This is the cost of integrity!<br \/>Of honesty!<br \/>So, dear male readers, do your majority shareholder down there a favor: lie, always lie and get it sucked!<br \/>Meanwhile, SuperGoddess contacts me again to ask for a third round (I haven&#8217;t written about the second one yet). I tell her I&#8217;ve run out of money and I&#8217;m looking for work as a pizza maker to pay for my return ticket. <\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"583\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Screenshot-2026-02-09-08.48.06-2-583x1024.png\" alt=\"Screenshot of the chat with the SuperGoddess asking for a third date\" class=\"wp-image-4533\" style=\"aspect-ratio:0.5694625696998458;width:667px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Screenshot-2026-02-09-08.48.06-2-583x1024.png 583w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Screenshot-2026-02-09-08.48.06-2-171x300.png 171w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Screenshot-2026-02-09-08.48.06-2-768x1349.png 768w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Screenshot-2026-02-09-08.48.06-2-875x1536.png 875w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Screenshot-2026-02-09-08.48.06-2-1166x2048.png 1166w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Screenshot-2026-02-09-08.48.06-2-720x1264.png 720w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Screenshot-2026-02-09-08.48.06-2-580x1019.png 580w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Screenshot-2026-02-09-08.48.06-2-320x562.png 320w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Screenshot-2026-02-09-08.48.06-2.png 1320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 583px) 100vw, 583px\"><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p>She&#8217;ll try a couple more times to get me to buy her something from a distance; I&#8217;ll keep telling her I&#8217;m poor\u2026 until she realizes there&#8217;s nothing to take and blocks me everywhere; the tramp!<\/p>\n<h2>The story of the kids<\/h2>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-large-font-size\"><strong>Considerations<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>So, this whole kid thing got to me.<br \/>Not that I believe in soul numerology, but actually, something in that talk resonated within me. <br \/>I&#8217;m a very paternal person (as the high number of little slutty daughters can testify) and I feel I&#8217;d be a very loving dad.<br \/>And, in fact, shortly after, Xmas Lady&#8217;s offer to have a child with her will arrive, saying she doesn&#8217;t care if I fuck around, in fact, she&#8217;s happy if she has other \u201c<em>sister wives<\/em>\u201d to live with, in a super extended family.<br \/>What do you think?<br \/>A kid?<br \/>Write it in the comments! 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