{"id":2212,"date":"2020-12-19T01:24:00","date_gmt":"2020-12-19T00:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/senza-categoria\/the-amazonian-huntress-with-sweet-eyes-and-bitter-lips\/"},"modified":"2026-04-10T01:48:17","modified_gmt":"2026-04-10T00:48:17","slug":"the-amazonian-huntress-with-sweet-eyes-and-bitter-lips","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/en\/the-amazonian-huntress-with-sweet-eyes-and-bitter-lips\/","title":{"rendered":"The Amazonian Huntress with Sweet Eyes and Bitter Lips"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style='text-align:center' class='yasr-auto-insert-visitor'><!--Yasr Visitor Votes Shortcode--><div id='yasr_visitor_votes_899696c1a135c' class='yasr-visitor-votes'><div class=\"yasr-custom-text-vv-before yasr-custom-text-vv-before-2212\">Click to rate this post!<\/div><div id='yasr-vv-second-row-container-899696c1a135c'\r\n                                        class='yasr-vv-second-row-container'><div id='yasr-visitor-votes-rater-899696c1a135c'\r\n                                      class='yasr-rater-stars-vv'\r\n                                      data-rater-postid='2212'\r\n                                      data-rating='0'\r\n                                      data-rater-starsize='24'\r\n                                      data-rater-readonly='false'\r\n                                      data-rater-nonce='57493fa7f2'\r\n                                      data-issingular='false'\r\n                                    ><\/div><div class=\"yasr-vv-stats-text-container\" id=\"yasr-vv-stats-text-container-899696c1a135c\"><svg xmlns=\"https:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\"\r\n                                   class=\"yasr-dashicons-visitor-stats\"\r\n                                   data-postid=\"2212\"\r\n                                   id=\"yasr-stats-dashicon-899696c1a135c\">\r\n                                   <path d=\"M18 18v-16h-4v16h4zM12 18v-11h-4v11h4zM6 18v-8h-4v8h4z\"><\/path>\r\n                               <\/svg><span id=\"yasr-vv-text-container-899696c1a135c\" class=\"yasr-vv-text-container\">[Total: <span id=\"yasr-vv-votes-number-container-899696c1a135c\">0<\/span>  Average: <span id=\"yasr-vv-average-container-899696c1a135c\">0<\/span>]<\/span><\/div><div id='yasr-vv-loader-899696c1a135c' class='yasr-vv-container-loader'><\/div><\/div><div id='yasr-vv-bottom-container-899696c1a135c'\r\n                              class='yasr-vv-bottom-container'\r\n                              style='display:none'><\/div><\/div><!--End Yasr Visitor Votes Shortcode--><\/div><div class=\"wp-block-image is-resized is-style-rounded\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"765\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_4smgec4smgec4smg-765x1024.png\" alt=\"Illustration of the Amazon Huntress - cover\" class=\"wp-image-3983\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_4smgec4smgec4smg-765x1024.png 765w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_4smgec4smgec4smg-224x300.png 224w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_4smgec4smgec4smg-768x1029.png 768w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_4smgec4smgec4smg-1147x1536.png 1147w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_4smgec4smgec4smg-1529x2048.png 1529w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_4smgec4smgec4smg-720x964.png 720w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_4smgec4smgec4smg-580x777.png 580w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_4smgec4smgec4smg-320x429.png 320w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_4smgec4smgec4smg-1320x1768.png 1320w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_4smgec4smgec4smg.png 1792w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 765px) 100vw, 765px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p>Something strange happened to me tonight. <br\/><strong>I met a girl&#8230; and I was tense.<\/strong><br\/>While I was talking to her, I was tense.<br\/>While we were having sex, I was tense (well, in this case&#8230; better!) :).<\/p>\n\n<p>And it&#8217;s strange, <strong>it&#8217;s been ages since I felt tense on a date<\/strong>.<br\/>They all tell me: &#8220;You&#8217;re so calm, confident, self-assured.&#8221; All of them.<br\/>And this time, instead&#8230; I was tense, I told you!  <br\/><\/p>\n\n<p><strong>Why?<\/strong><br\/>She&#8217;s beautiful, but not the most beautiful I&#8217;ve ever been with.<br\/>She&#8217;s sweet, but not the sweetest.<br\/>She&#8217;s strong, but \u2014 needless to say \u2014 not the strongest.<\/p>\n\n<p>I even cooked for an hour before I&#8217;d even met her. Which is paradoxical, because she&#8230; she&#8217;s a girl from Seeking. A sugar baby.   I&#8217;m the one who needs to be convinced, I&#8217;m the buyer, right? <br\/>A friend of mine says it&#8217;s like washing your hair before going to the hairdresser, to make a good impression&#8230; it doesn&#8217;t make sense. <strong>What do you think? Write it in the comments, enlighten me! <\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-resized is-style-rounded\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/xUA7b7Uwpp6MG8Q9Ko\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"Image from the story of the Amazon Huntress\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">How beautiful is the SugarLife!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">From Hunter to&#8230; Prey  <\/h2>\n\n<p><strong>This girl bewitched me<\/strong> from the very first messages.<\/p>\n\n<p><strong>Confidently<\/strong>, I start with my remarkable divining powers:<\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"592\" height=\"314\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Schermata-2020-12-20-alle-00.42.51.png\" alt=\"Scene from the story of the Amazon Huntress\" class=\"wp-image-1139\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Schermata-2020-12-20-alle-00.42.51.png 592w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Schermata-2020-12-20-alle-00.42.51-300x159.png 300w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Schermata-2020-12-20-alle-00.42.51-580x308.png 580w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Schermata-2020-12-20-alle-00.42.51-320x170.png 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 592px) 100vw, 592px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p>The first skill of a sugar baby is to be fluid, taking the shape of the container in front of her. <strong>She must know how to read people<\/strong>, extract all possible information from the profile and the few inputs available. She responds with the perfect phrase to pique my interest: <\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"370\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_0721-1024x370.jpg\" alt=\"Personal photo with the Amazon Huntress\" class=\"wp-image-1104\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_0721-1024x370.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_0721-300x108.jpg 300w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_0721-768x278.jpg 768w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_0721-720x260.jpg 720w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_0721-580x210.jpg 580w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_0721-320x116.jpg 320w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_0721.jpg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p>I clarify what I&#8217;m looking for:<\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"602\" height=\"656\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Schermata-2020-12-20-alle-00.02.09.png\" alt=\"Detail from the Huntress's story\" class=\"wp-image-1112\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Schermata-2020-12-20-alle-00.02.09.png 602w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Schermata-2020-12-20-alle-00.02.09-275x300.png 275w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Schermata-2020-12-20-alle-00.02.09-580x632.png 580w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Schermata-2020-12-20-alle-00.02.09-320x349.png 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 602px) 100vw, 602px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p>She&#8217;s smart and knows how to lay it down:<\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"675\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Schermata-2020-12-19-alle-23.56.22-675x1024.png\" alt=\"Moment with the Amazon Huntress\" class=\"wp-image-1107\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Schermata-2020-12-19-alle-23.56.22-675x1024.png 675w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Schermata-2020-12-19-alle-23.56.22-198x300.png 198w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Schermata-2020-12-19-alle-23.56.22-768x1164.png 768w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Schermata-2020-12-19-alle-23.56.22-1013x1536.png 1013w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Schermata-2020-12-19-alle-23.56.22-1351x2048.png 1351w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Schermata-2020-12-19-alle-23.56.22-720x1092.png 720w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Schermata-2020-12-19-alle-23.56.22-580x879.png 580w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Schermata-2020-12-19-alle-23.56.22-320x485.png 320w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Schermata-2020-12-19-alle-23.56.22.png 1790w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 675px) 100vw, 675px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p>Undoubtedly she&#8217;s got brains: she knows how to get by in the world. <strong>She&#8217;s absolutely the smartest I&#8217;ve ever met. I like her. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Sugar Therapy<\/h2>\n\n<p>I decide to continue my experimentation on seeking.com.<br\/>The <a href=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/report\/la-dea-francese-a-cui-nessun-uomo-aveva-mai-detto-di-no-sino-ad-oggi\/\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"833\">French Goddess<\/a> taught me that even the hottest sugar babies are just girls like any other, though hidden behind a more dazzling mask. Thanks to <a href=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/report\/la-chica-venezolana\/\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"763\">Chica Venezolana,<\/a> I discovered that paying is no big deal: the devil doesn&#8217;t appear, you don&#8217;t smell sulfur&#8230; but I also realized that <strong>I&#8217;m not interested in one-night stands<\/strong>, especially if they&#8217;re paid (in modern Milanese slang: PPM ONS, Pay Per Meet One Night Stand).<br\/>Now I want to see if I can handle a continuous relationship, despite the economic component.<br\/>You know, <strong>I&#8217;ve always been afraid of being used for my money<\/strong>. The remedy to eliminate money from the equation is a relationship with a transactional component. A homeopathic cure, I&#8217;d say: if I can handle this borderline situation, I&#8217;ll also be able to approach a traditional scenario in the most balanced way possible.<br\/>So let&#8217;s apply this scientific method!<br\/>Let&#8217;s experiment.<br\/>Let&#8217;s take this beautiful 20-year-old Brazilian, with a perfect butt, and <strong>let&#8217;s generously sacrifice ourselves for Science!<\/strong>    <\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-rounded\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/f5RqzyzOWlQsUOtFdj\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"Image from the story of the Amazon Huntress\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Let&#8217;s sacrifice ourselves for&#8230; Science!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p><br\/>Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you&#8230;<\/p>\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">THE AMAZONIAN HUNTRESS<\/h2>\n\n<p><strong>179 cm tall, further elongated by the inevitable heel<\/strong>, The Amazonian Huntress gracefully slips off her shoes as she enters my home.<br\/>She unbuttons a coat and jacket two sizes too big (&#8220;Since I was little, I&#8217;ve preferred oversized clothes, they make me feel protected&#8221;), revealing a model-like physique: slim, slender, extremely elegant.<\/p>\n\n<p>It&#8217;s interesting how tastes evolve based on the people you hang out with. Some things remain unchanged, others change completely. I&#8217;ve always worshipped the female butt: that has never changed, not even now. <strong>As for breasts, however, I had a total change of heart<\/strong> after meeting <a href=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/report\/bimba-zoccola-ecco-come-ho-impiegato-20-anni-per-trovare-amore-e-2-settimane-per-perderlo-per-sempre\/\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"107\">the Little American<\/a>. I went from curvy girls to women with no breasts at all, very &#8220;girlish&#8221; style, preferably muscular and flexible.<br\/>And indeed, the Huntress left her breasts at home: this \u2014 strangely \u2014 I liked. <strong>The absence of curves gives her a hieratic, transcendent air, which is immediately swept away by the tender and enchanting smile of a child-woman.<\/strong>   <\/p>\n\n<p>I put the heavy clothes in the guest closet and <strong>peek at her as she sinuously explores my loft<\/strong>, shaking her mountain of Brazilian curls left and right to better admire the surroundings.<\/p>\n\n<p>&#8220;Very elegant painting,&#8221; she says, trying to sound sophisticated.<br\/>&#8220;It&#8217;s in fluorescent paint, you should see it under black light,&#8221; I reply.<br\/>And for a moment I think that <strong>the expression &#8220;black light&#8221; is like her, an oxymoron<\/strong>: child and woman, sophisticated and simple, exotic and familiar. Maybe that&#8217;s what struck me. Besides her wonderful butt, which I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve talked about enough yet.  <br\/><br\/><strong>I&#8217;m a bit embarrassed, but I don&#8217;t hide it<\/strong>, in fact: I emphasize it with a sincere look. With one hand I stir the saut\u00e9, with the other I uncork the wine, trying not to let the cork fall into the pan. I wear my most classic <em>motherfucker<\/em> smile and study her face.  <\/p>\n\n<p>&#8220;You have a very unique eye shape, do you have oriental origins?&#8221;<br\/>&#8220;No, <strong>I descend from the Incas<\/strong>,&#8221; she replies, lighting up&#8230; as much as lunar skin can brighten further. <br\/>I move closer to mentally record the color of her eyes and study her features well.<br\/>&#8220;My grandmother was Indios, I grew up in the Amazon.&#8221; <br\/>And while she happily chirps about how much she loved hunting in the forest as a child, I reflect on how extraordinary our times are: <strong>two people born at opposite ends of the globe, with totally different pasts, meet over a glass of wine.<\/strong> Actually, over a pan of saut\u00e9, since I was preparing pumpkin for the risotto. Ah, the <a href=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/report\/bimba-zoccola-ecco-come-ho-impiegato-20-anni-per-trovare-amore-e-2-settimane-per-perderlo-per-sempre\/\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"107\">saut\u00e9<\/a>!<br\/>And while I admire her sweet eyes, <strong>I kiss her lips&#8230; they&#8217;re bitter<\/strong>. The queen of contrasts elegantly unfolds her charm.  <\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-resized is-style-rounded\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"459\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/11260784_628959767247572_4036435890759101901_n-1.jpg\" alt=\"Final scene with the Amazon Huntress\" class=\"wp-image-1132\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/11260784_628959767247572_4036435890759101901_n-1.jpg 459w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/11260784_628959767247572_4036435890759101901_n-1-215x300.jpg 215w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/11260784_628959767247572_4036435890759101901_n-1-320x446.jpg 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 459px) 100vw, 459px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">The Universal Language of Antonino<\/h2>\n\n<p>We dine, talk, laugh.<br\/>I ask her what <em>arrangement<\/em> she desired. She ignores the question.<br\/>We laugh, talk, dine.<br\/>I reiterate that <strong>it would be right to address the &#8220;money&#8221; issue<\/strong>.  <\/p>\n\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;ll discuss it later. <strong>I read the blog&#8230; I know it&#8217;s hard for you<\/strong>.&#8221;<br\/>We talk, laugh and&#8230; no more dining, the risotto is finished.<br\/>&#8220;I&#8217;m cold, let&#8217;s warm up by the fireplace,&#8221; I tell her, pointing to the fake Fire on the Apple TV.<br\/>&#8220;You&#8217;re full of it!&#8221; she replies laughing, as I let her fall onto my couch, with her curls dancing and alive.<br\/>And she repeats it to me several times, while we have sex, laugh and get to know each other; not necessarily in that order.<\/p>\n\n<p><strong>Two things I love about her: when she smiles, she lights up.<\/strong><br\/><strong>When she enjoys herself, her Inca eyes half-close, in the sexiest expression I&#8217;ve ever seen.<\/strong><br\/>&#8220;You have honey eyes,&#8221; she says to me.<br\/>But it&#8217;s her eyes reflecting in mine, making them so sweet.<\/p>\n\n<p>She moves well.<br\/>Many women go on autopilot, repeating more or less the same gestures. The actor changes, but the script is the same.<br\/>Others let the man be the director. <br\/><strong>She, on the other hand, knows when to lead and when to be led.<\/strong><br\/>She even slapped me twice, to which I responded Cannavacciolmente (Dollroxy, this one&#8217;s for you! Scoundrel, I know you&#8217;re reading me!).<\/p>\n\n<p><strong>She suggests a <em>threesome<\/em> with her girlfriend. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n<p>&#8220;But she only likes women: you can touch her, but not have sex with her.&#8221; Which seems like a big limitation to fantasy, so I thank her and decline.<br\/>She tells me how at 20 she&#8217;s already divorced, how she left Brazil for love, how love collapsed due to her partner&#8217;s personal issues. <strong>&#8220;She grew up fast,&#8221; I think.<\/strong> <\/p>\n\n<p>We&#8217;re right at the edge of curfew. She has to go.  The evening flew by. <br\/><strong>I caress her face and say &#8220;So?&#8221;<\/strong><br\/>She smiles at me and says: <\/p>\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">&#8220;You Made Me Feel Courted.<br\/>I Don&#8217;t Want Anything.&#8221;<\/h2>\n\n<p class=\"has-typology-bg-color has-typology-acc-background-color has-text-color has-background has-huge-font-size\">And she leaves, with her clothes two sizes too big and her exotic air. <br\/>I kiss her, trying to protect the sweet and wild taste she had previously left in my mouth from bitterness.<\/p>\n<div style='text-align:center' class='yasr-auto-insert-visitor'><!--Yasr Visitor Votes Shortcode--><div id='yasr_visitor_votes_196fa5f6bcc93' class='yasr-visitor-votes'><div class=\"yasr-custom-text-vv-before yasr-custom-text-vv-before-2212\">Click to rate this post!<\/div><div id='yasr-vv-second-row-container-196fa5f6bcc93'\r\n                                        class='yasr-vv-second-row-container'><div id='yasr-visitor-votes-rater-196fa5f6bcc93'\r\n                                      class='yasr-rater-stars-vv'\r\n                                      data-rater-postid='2212'\r\n                                      data-rating='0'\r\n                                      data-rater-starsize='24'\r\n                                      data-rater-readonly='false'\r\n                                      data-rater-nonce='57493fa7f2'\r\n                                      data-issingular='false'\r\n                                    ><\/div><div class=\"yasr-vv-stats-text-container\" id=\"yasr-vv-stats-text-container-196fa5f6bcc93\"><svg xmlns=\"https:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\"\r\n                                   class=\"yasr-dashicons-visitor-stats\"\r\n                                   data-postid=\"2212\"\r\n                                   id=\"yasr-stats-dashicon-196fa5f6bcc93\">\r\n                                   <path d=\"M18 18v-16h-4v16h4zM12 18v-11h-4v11h4zM6 18v-8h-4v8h4z\"><\/path>\r\n                               <\/svg><span id=\"yasr-vv-text-container-196fa5f6bcc93\" class=\"yasr-vv-text-container\">[Total: <span id=\"yasr-vv-votes-number-container-196fa5f6bcc93\">0<\/span>  Average: <span id=\"yasr-vv-average-container-196fa5f6bcc93\">0<\/span>]<\/span><\/div><div id='yasr-vv-loader-196fa5f6bcc93' class='yasr-vv-container-loader'><\/div><\/div><div id='yasr-vv-bottom-container-196fa5f6bcc93'\r\n                              class='yasr-vv-bottom-container'\r\n                              style='display:none'><\/div><\/div><!--End Yasr Visitor Votes Shortcode--><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Click to rate this post! [Total: 0 Average: 0] Something strange happened to me tonight. I met a girl&#8230; and I was tense.While I was talking to her, I was tense.While we were having sex, I was tense (well, in this case&#8230; better!) :). 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