{"id":2184,"date":"2021-02-18T21:51:00","date_gmt":"2021-02-18T20:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/senza-categoria\/horror-when-i-peeked-at-honey-eyes-phone\/"},"modified":"2026-04-10T01:45:29","modified_gmt":"2026-04-10T00:45:29","slug":"horror-when-i-peeked-at-honey-eyes-phone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/en\/horror-when-i-peeked-at-honey-eyes-phone\/","title":{"rendered":"[HORROR] When I Peeked at the Unnamed Woman&#8217;s Phone"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style='text-align:center' class='yasr-auto-insert-visitor'><!--Yasr Visitor Votes Shortcode--><div id='yasr_visitor_votes_b546ca3264e94' class='yasr-visitor-votes'><div class=\"yasr-custom-text-vv-before yasr-custom-text-vv-before-2184\">Click to rate this post!<\/div><div id='yasr-vv-second-row-container-b546ca3264e94'\r\n                                        class='yasr-vv-second-row-container'><div id='yasr-visitor-votes-rater-b546ca3264e94'\r\n                                      class='yasr-rater-stars-vv'\r\n                                      data-rater-postid='2184'\r\n                                      data-rating='0'\r\n                                      data-rater-starsize='24'\r\n                                      data-rater-readonly='false'\r\n                                      data-rater-nonce='57493fa7f2'\r\n                                      data-issingular='false'\r\n                                    ><\/div><div class=\"yasr-vv-stats-text-container\" id=\"yasr-vv-stats-text-container-b546ca3264e94\"><svg xmlns=\"https:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\"\r\n                                   class=\"yasr-dashicons-visitor-stats\"\r\n                                   data-postid=\"2184\"\r\n                                   id=\"yasr-stats-dashicon-b546ca3264e94\">\r\n                                   <path d=\"M18 18v-16h-4v16h4zM12 18v-11h-4v11h4zM6 18v-8h-4v8h4z\"><\/path>\r\n                               <\/svg><span id=\"yasr-vv-text-container-b546ca3264e94\" class=\"yasr-vv-text-container\">[Total: <span id=\"yasr-vv-votes-number-container-b546ca3264e94\">0<\/span>  Average: <span id=\"yasr-vv-average-container-b546ca3264e94\">0<\/span>]<\/span><\/div><div id='yasr-vv-loader-b546ca3264e94' class='yasr-vv-container-loader'><\/div><\/div><div id='yasr-vv-bottom-container-b546ca3264e94'\r\n                              class='yasr-vv-bottom-container'\r\n                              style='display:none'><\/div><\/div><!--End Yasr Visitor Votes Shortcode--><\/div><div class=\"wp-block-image is-resized is-style-rounded\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"694\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Schermata-2021-01-23-alle-17.38.03-694x1024.png\" alt=\"Horror scene - snooping on the Unnamed One's phone\" class=\"wp-image-1601\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Schermata-2021-01-23-alle-17.38.03-694x1024.png 694w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Schermata-2021-01-23-alle-17.38.03-203x300.png 203w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Schermata-2021-01-23-alle-17.38.03-768x1133.png 768w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Schermata-2021-01-23-alle-17.38.03-720x1062.png 720w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Schermata-2021-01-23-alle-17.38.03-580x856.png 580w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Schermata-2021-01-23-alle-17.38.03-320x472.png 320w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Schermata-2021-01-23-alle-17.38.03.png 892w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 694px) 100vw, 694px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p>Saturday night. I&#8217;ve been stuck at home for a week. Deliveroo bags emerge from the mess scattered all over the loft, archaeological relics testifying to last week&#8217;s meals. The top layer, and therefore the most recent, consists of medicine packages. Yep, <strong>I caught COVID-19.<\/strong>    <\/p>\n\n<p><strong>I had considered the risk.<\/strong> At the start of the pandemic, many people gave up any socializing and limited themselves to the bare minimum of professional interactions. I decided to do the opposite: no office, no grocery shopping, no public transport, nothing at all except&#8230; women. I would continue with my romantic encounters with girls I met on Tinder or Seeking.   <\/p>\n\n<p><strong>&#8220;If I have to die of something, let it be love, sex, screwing, living<\/strong>&#8230; not while I&#8217;m going to work or grocery shopping,&#8221; I thought.<\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-rounded\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/QZsb7H2QVGpbX4FHWA\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"Image from the horror story of the Unnamed One's phone\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Dating in the time of Covid-19.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p>Some of you might say<strong> &#8220;Serves you right!&#8221;.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n<p>But no, because I know for sure where I caught Covid&#8230; at the office, on the one day I went there for a business lunch! <br\/>Luckily, I currently have almost no symptoms. Fingers crossed. <\/p>\n\n<p>Thanks to the lockdown, I finally have time to update you on the Unnamed Woman.<\/p>\n\n<p>It&#8217;s been a very intense month full of plot twists.<br\/>As I told you <a href=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/report\/ma-che-fine-ha-fatto-occhi-di-miele\/\">here<\/a>, at our last meeting the Unnamed Woman showed up a full 7 hours late&#8230; but totally irresistible. A unique connection formed between us, leading to an incredibly powerful experience. It was a strange evening, full of conflicting emotions: <strong>on one hand, I felt pure love, like rarely before; on the other, anger for the lack of respect shown.<\/strong> We had sex like never before, with an understanding never felt before, until 5 in the morning. Her pussy has this magical power to erase every argument, or almost. I hope the intensity we&#8217;ve reached will finally lead her to stop pulling away when she receives love and to behave with the minimum respect I expect from anyone.    <\/p>\n\n<p>I invite her to dinner again after two days. She arrives an hour and a half late. I get pissed, we argue. Then we make up. The sex is terrible. We go to bed.     <\/p>\n\n<p>During the night, unease grows.<br\/>She sleeps next to me. She hugs the pillow tenderly, as if trying to convey all the affection in the world.  <br\/>I think to myself.<\/p>\n\n<p>&#8220;Paolo, how long are you going to fool yourself?&#8221;<br\/>&#8220;Oh God, who is it?&#8221;<br\/>&#8220;It&#8217;s Yogi Tsuru&#8230;&#8221;<br\/><strong>&#8220;The guru dick! But it&#8217;s the first time you speak!&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-resized is-style-default\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/giphy_guru.gif\" alt=\"Disturbing screenshot from the phone\" class=\"wp-image-492\" style=\"width:358px;height:auto\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Yogi Tsuru, my Guru Dick.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p>&#8220;This time I can&#8217;t stay silent anymore. I&#8217;ll ask again: <strong>how much longer do you want to let yourself be played?<\/strong> She texts you, then disappears. She doesn&#8217;t respect a single time commitment. The other night she was 7 hours late!    And you? <br\/>You didn&#8217;t bat an eye. You&#8217;ve told people to fuck off for much less.&#8221; <\/p>\n\n<p>&#8220;Tsuru, you know, she&#8217;s not ready to fall in love. Every time I give her love, she pulls away. I didn&#8217;t get mad because I understand it&#8217;s her defense strategy, she just needs time, she&#8217;s not ready to let go completely.&#8221;<br\/>&#8220;<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Needing time is the greatest illusion<\/span><\/strong>. <br\/>She&#8217;s not in love, she never will be. <br\/>When we have sex, she&#8217;s thrilled if you call her a slut and a cum dump, but&#8230; as soon as you call her &#8216;love&#8217;, she tenses up! Try calling SweetTits love and see the opposite reaction you&#8217;ll get.&#8221;<br\/>True. But&#8230; <br\/>&#8220;&#8230;But I have such great sex with her, I might keep her just for that. Who said you have to fall in love?&#8221;<br\/>&#8220;Sure. You could. But there&#8217;s a fundamental requirement: respect. You know she sleeps with others.&#8221;<br\/>&#8220;Well, I sleep with others too and you, not only know it well but&#8230; you&#8217;re complicit! After all, you&#8217;re the one who gets in or gets sucked, dear dick. I&#8217;m just your carrier.&#8221;<br\/>&#8220;We have sex, but&#8230; we say it. We don&#8217;t bullshit. We don&#8217;t lie. And above all, we don&#8217;t disrespect her time. Damn, you call yourself MagniFico and allow a girl to be 7 \u2014 seven! \u2014 hours late? And tonight too, she arrived an hour and a half after the scheduled time&#8230; It&#8217;s too much.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n<p>I know my Dick is right, but I want proof. The Unnamed One sleeps to my right, blissfully, with her face that&#8217;s part sex goddess and part little angel.  I pull my hand away from her butt and&#8230; grab her phone. <br\/>I had glimpsed her code.<br\/><strong>&#8220;Yogi, I have an idea. I&#8217;ll check her phone&#8221;.<\/strong><br\/>&#8220;Huge mistake! <br\/>1. It&#8217;s disrespectful. <br\/>2. Whatever you find, you can&#8217;t complain to her about it.<br\/>3. Sometimes things seem more serious and different when written in chat&#8221;.<br\/>&#8220;You be the Dick and focus on sex, this is my business.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n<p>I unlock the phone.<br\/>I search for my name in conversations with her friends.<br\/>I read a chat from a few days ago, with a guy she calls &#8220;love&#8221;&#8230;<br\/>She lists the people she&#8217;s seeing simultaneously. There&#8217;s me and&#8230; three other guys.<br\/>She says we&#8217;re all losing our minds over her.<br\/>Her friend gives her advice I&#8217;d rather not repeat, but it annoys me.<br\/>But the best part is discovering that <strong>when she was 7 hours late&#8230; she was with someone else!<\/strong> <\/p>\n\n<p>&#8220;Yogi, you were right&#8230;&#8221;<br\/>He doesn&#8217;t respond. Apparently, he has nothing more to say.<br\/>I figured she was fooling around and lying to me about this (and whatever). But the 7-hour delay with the bullshit excuse (&#8220;I fell asleep!&#8221;) on Saturday was unacceptable. And the night before, when she was late again (albeit &#8220;only&#8221; 2 hours), I confronted her head-on and she even tried to claim she was right.<br\/>Everything&#8217;s fine, but <strong>there&#8217;s no basis of respect and sincerity to deal with me<\/strong>, let alone for me to let myself go into a relationship.   <\/p>\n\n<p>The strange thing is&#8230; I&#8217;m super calm. <br\/>I&#8217;m not angry. <br\/>In a way, I even feel liberated.<br\/>Maybe the truth is I&#8217;m not ready to fully commit. I like her a lot, but&#8230; I don&#8217;t feel I can trust her. <strong>And, probably, I don&#8217;t feel I can trust myself.<\/strong><br\/>This relationship has no future. <br\/>Tomorrow I&#8217;ll tell her to fuck off.<\/p>\n\n<p>I sleep, finally at peace, for a couple of hours.<br\/>She wakes up.<br\/>Of course, I can&#8217;t tell her I peeked at her phone. I pretend nothing happened.<br\/>I try to have sex with her one last time, but&#8230; Yogi Tsuru isn&#8217;t interested. <br\/>She&#8217;s in a hurry, she has to go to work.<br\/>She&#8217;s acting strange, as if she figured something out.<br\/>I kiss her at the door.<br\/>She keeps texting me as she heads to work. <br\/><\/p>\n\n<p>I can&#8217;t take it anymore.<br\/>I send her a voice message saying I couldn&#8217;t sleep thinking about her constant disrespect for time, the fact that I&#8217;m sure she&#8217;s sleeping with others and that I always see her online on the dating site where we met.<br\/>In short, I thank her for the time we spent together and say goodbye forever, saying that <strong>there&#8217;s no basis to continue seeing each other.<\/strong><br\/>She replies like this:<\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"706\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_BB99723D72B1-1-706x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"Personal photo from the phone horror story\" class=\"wp-image-1595\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_BB99723D72B1-1-706x1024.jpeg 706w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_BB99723D72B1-1-207x300.jpeg 207w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_BB99723D72B1-1-768x1114.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_BB99723D72B1-1-720x1045.jpeg 720w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_BB99723D72B1-1-580x842.jpeg 580w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_BB99723D72B1-1-320x464.jpeg 320w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_BB99723D72B1-1.jpeg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 706px) 100vw, 706px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p>I had hoped for a sincere message.<br\/>Of course, I don&#8217;t respond.<\/p>\n\n<p>And that&#8217;s that.<br\/>That&#8217;s how the great story with the Unnamed Woman ends.<br\/>Um&#8230;<br\/>More or less&#8230;<br\/>Let&#8217;s say&#8230;<br\/>Okay, <strong>a week later I contact her again and&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/report\/il-trappolone-ovvero-occhi-di-miele-reloaded\/\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"1598\">everything changes!<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<div style='text-align:center' class='yasr-auto-insert-visitor'><!--Yasr Visitor Votes Shortcode--><div id='yasr_visitor_votes_426c54ba3426d' class='yasr-visitor-votes'><div class=\"yasr-custom-text-vv-before yasr-custom-text-vv-before-2184\">Click to rate this post!<\/div><div id='yasr-vv-second-row-container-426c54ba3426d'\r\n                                        class='yasr-vv-second-row-container'><div id='yasr-visitor-votes-rater-426c54ba3426d'\r\n                                      class='yasr-rater-stars-vv'\r\n                                      data-rater-postid='2184'\r\n                                      data-rating='0'\r\n                                      data-rater-starsize='24'\r\n                                      data-rater-readonly='false'\r\n                                      data-rater-nonce='57493fa7f2'\r\n                                      data-issingular='false'\r\n                                    ><\/div><div class=\"yasr-vv-stats-text-container\" id=\"yasr-vv-stats-text-container-426c54ba3426d\"><svg xmlns=\"https:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\"\r\n                                   class=\"yasr-dashicons-visitor-stats\"\r\n                                   data-postid=\"2184\"\r\n                                   id=\"yasr-stats-dashicon-426c54ba3426d\">\r\n                                   <path d=\"M18 18v-16h-4v16h4zM12 18v-11h-4v11h4zM6 18v-8h-4v8h4z\"><\/path>\r\n                               <\/svg><span id=\"yasr-vv-text-container-426c54ba3426d\" class=\"yasr-vv-text-container\">[Total: <span id=\"yasr-vv-votes-number-container-426c54ba3426d\">0<\/span>  Average: <span id=\"yasr-vv-average-container-426c54ba3426d\">0<\/span>]<\/span><\/div><div id='yasr-vv-loader-426c54ba3426d' class='yasr-vv-container-loader'><\/div><\/div><div id='yasr-vv-bottom-container-426c54ba3426d'\r\n                              class='yasr-vv-bottom-container'\r\n                              style='display:none'><\/div><\/div><!--End Yasr Visitor Votes Shortcode--><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Click to rate this post! [Total: 0 Average: 0] Saturday night. I&#8217;ve been stuck at home for a week. Deliveroo bags emerge from the mess scattered all over the loft, archaeological relics testifying to last week&#8217;s meals. The top layer, and therefore the most recent, consists of medicine packages. Yep, I caught COVID-19. 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[Total: 0 Average: 0] Saturday night. I&#8217;ve been stuck at home for a week. Deliveroo bags emerge from the mess scattered all over the loft, archaeological relics testifying to last week&#8217;s meals. The top layer, and therefore the most recent, consists of medicine packages. Yep, I caught COVID-19. I had considered the risk. At the start of the pandemic, many people gave up any socializing and limited themselves to the bare minimum of professional interactions. I decided to do the opposite: no office, no grocery shopping, no public transport, nothing at all except&#8230; women. 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