{"id":2168,"date":"2021-03-08T21:51:00","date_gmt":"2021-03-08T20:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/senza-categoria\/the-war-of-the-roses\/"},"modified":"2026-06-17T07:17:23","modified_gmt":"2026-06-17T06:17:23","slug":"the-war-of-the-roses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/en\/the-war-of-the-roses\/","title":{"rendered":"The War of the Roses"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style='text-align:center' class='yasr-auto-insert-visitor'><!--Yasr Visitor Votes Shortcode--><div id='yasr_visitor_votes_aeaf175633344' class='yasr-visitor-votes'><div class=\"yasr-custom-text-vv-before yasr-custom-text-vv-before-2168\">Click to rate this post!<\/div><div id='yasr-vv-second-row-container-aeaf175633344'\r\n                                        class='yasr-vv-second-row-container'><div id='yasr-visitor-votes-rater-aeaf175633344'\r\n                                      class='yasr-rater-stars-vv'\r\n                                      data-rater-postid='2168'\r\n                                      data-rating='0'\r\n                                      data-rater-starsize='24'\r\n                                      data-rater-readonly='false'\r\n                                      data-rater-nonce='66eb8a74ef'\r\n                                      data-issingular='false'\r\n                                    ><\/div><div class=\"yasr-vv-stats-text-container\" id=\"yasr-vv-stats-text-container-aeaf175633344\"><svg xmlns=\"https:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\"\r\n                                   class=\"yasr-dashicons-visitor-stats\"\r\n                                   data-postid=\"2168\"\r\n                                   id=\"yasr-stats-dashicon-aeaf175633344\">\r\n                                   <path d=\"M18 18v-16h-4v16h4zM12 18v-11h-4v11h4zM6 18v-8h-4v8h4z\"><\/path>\r\n                               <\/svg><span id=\"yasr-vv-text-container-aeaf175633344\" class=\"yasr-vv-text-container\">[Total: <span id=\"yasr-vv-votes-number-container-aeaf175633344\">0<\/span>  Average: <span id=\"yasr-vv-average-container-aeaf175633344\">0<\/span>]<\/span><\/div><div id='yasr-vv-loader-aeaf175633344' class='yasr-vv-container-loader'><\/div><\/div><div id='yasr-vv-bottom-container-aeaf175633344'\r\n                              class='yasr-vv-bottom-container'\r\n                              style='display:none'><\/div><\/div><!--End Yasr Visitor Votes Shortcode--><\/div>\n<p>First day of preventive COVID isolation.<br\/>&#8220;Good morning, am I speaking with Mr. Magnifico? Yes, I&#8217;m the florist so-and-so, <strong>I have a bouquet of flowers for you.&#8221;<\/strong><br\/>&#8220;Are you sure it&#8217;s for me?&#8221;<br\/>&#8220;Yes, yes, that&#8217;s what it says on the order.&#8221;  <\/p>\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-rounded\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"801\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_1771-801x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1608\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_1771-801x1024.jpg 801w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_1771-235x300.jpg 235w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_1771-768x982.jpg 768w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_1771-1201x1536.jpg 1201w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_1771-1602x2048.jpg 1602w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_1771-720x921.jpg 720w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_1771-580x742.jpg 580w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_1771-320x409.jpg 320w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_1771.jpg 1647w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 801px) 100vw, 801px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n<p>I open the card:<\/p>\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>&#8220;A small and sweet thought to be with you during these difficult days. <br\/>Your &#8216;Morning Rose&#8217;,<br\/>SweetTits.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n<p>Well, who else but her could have sent me flowers?<br\/>They&#8217;re beautiful roses. <br\/><strong>So elegant, just like her.<\/strong><br\/>She sent them white (&#8220;you have to earn the red ones&#8221;).<\/p>\n\n<p>It&#8217;s a wonderful gesture. <br\/>I&#8217;m not used to women sending me flowers.<br\/>I really appreciate it and immediately call SweetTits to thank her.<br\/>Even though we can&#8217;t see each other due to isolation, <strong>our relationship is growing more and more.<\/strong><br\/>She always has a different way to show she cares about me.<\/p>\n\n<p><strong>Exactly the opposite of Honey Eyes.<\/strong><br\/>For her, it&#8217;s a very important time on the work front and she&#8217;s increasingly focused on that aspect. <br\/>I really appreciate women who value their professional life. I&#8217;m there for her and try to support her. However, I notice she doesn&#8217;t pay much attention to me. I&#8217;m gradually becoming more of a friend than a lover, and this makes me feel quite neglected.<br\/>I tell her about the flowers and send her a picture of the roses.<br\/>She responds coldly: &#8220;Well, they&#8217;re nice, I guess&#8221; and quickly changes the subject. <br\/>She doesn&#8217;t even ask who sent them to me. <br\/>It&#8217;s a very clear message: that&#8217;s not the kind of relationship she wants to have with me.   <\/p>\n\n<p>Days go by, I feel her more and more distant, and I distance myself in turn.<br\/>I don&#8217;t understand the point of continuing to give her attention in exchange for almost nothing. I now see her as a friend with benefits and&#8230; not even a shadow of the mind-blowing sex we had at the beginning. <\/p>\n\n<p>One evening, she wakes up. She becomes cuddly, interested, horny, my sublime slut to love.<br\/>I look at her nostalgically and say. <\/p>\n\n<p>&#8220;<strong>You know, it was so beautiful to love you<\/strong>. You don&#8217;t reciprocate, and my feelings are fading. But it was so beautiful to love you. I miss it.&#8221;   <\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-resized is-style-rounded\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/PL1QMMQS8DkSk\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Love nostalgia.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p><br\/>She tries to protest, saying she needs time to fall in love.<br\/>&#8220;I don&#8217;t believe in time. Things happen right away or they don&#8217;t happen at all.&#8221; <br\/>I&#8217;ve simply accepted it now. <br\/><strong>I don&#8217;t want to change you anymore, I don&#8217;t want to make you fall in love anymore<\/strong>.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n<p>The evening continues pleasantly. My little friend isn&#8217;t cooperating much, I don&#8217;t know if it&#8217;s because I&#8217;m weakened by the meds or due to some strange yogi Tzuru principle. <\/p>\n\n<p>While I&#8217;m in the bathroom, she knocks:<\/p>\n\n<p>&#8220;Um, there was an accident.&#8221;<br\/>I come out.<br\/>She takes me by the hand.<br\/>She leads me hopping to the other side of the room, in front of SweetTits&#8217; Roses.<br\/>They&#8217;re all&#8230; shredded.<\/p>\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"635\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/rose_brandellate-635x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1609\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/rose_brandellate-635x1024.jpg 635w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/rose_brandellate-186x300.jpg 186w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/rose_brandellate-768x1238.jpg 768w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/rose_brandellate-953x1536.jpg 953w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/rose_brandellate-1270x2048.jpg 1270w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/rose_brandellate-1920x3095.jpg 1920w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/rose_brandellate-720x1161.jpg 720w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/rose_brandellate-580x935.jpg 580w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/rose_brandellate-320x516.jpg 320w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/rose_brandellate-scaled.jpg 1588w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 635px) 100vw, 635px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n<p>&#8220;Uh, there must have been an accident with the roses. They all got cut up by themselves. I didn&#8217;t do anything.  <br\/><strong>I&#8217;m an innocent kitten, meow<\/strong>!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n<p>I look at the petals scattered on the furniture and the floor.<br\/>I watch her continue to hop with a fake innocent look.<br\/><strong>And I burst into a loud laugh.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n<p>20 minutes of laughter.<br\/>While she keeps showing the weapon of the crime.<br\/>I can&#8217;t stop.<\/p>\n\n<p>She thought I would be furious.<br\/>In reality, the roses were already dry and I was going to throw them out the next day.<br\/>And I understood the meaning of her gesture.<br\/>She sees me more distant and thinks it&#8217;s because of SweetTits.<br\/><strong>It&#8217;s a way to ask for attention<\/strong> to be looked at like I used to.<\/p>\n\n<p>It could be the start of a relationship revival. But in the following days, she&#8217;ll become distant again and caught up in other things. <\/p>\n\n<p>What will SweetTits say about the misdeed?<br\/>Will she be pleased with her rival&#8217;s consideration or feel threatened?<\/p>\n\n<p>We&#8217;ll see \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<div style='text-align:center' class='yasr-auto-insert-visitor'><!--Yasr Visitor Votes Shortcode--><div id='yasr_visitor_votes_596fafefa7133' class='yasr-visitor-votes'><div class=\"yasr-custom-text-vv-before yasr-custom-text-vv-before-2168\">Click to rate this post!<\/div><div id='yasr-vv-second-row-container-596fafefa7133'\r\n                                        class='yasr-vv-second-row-container'><div id='yasr-visitor-votes-rater-596fafefa7133'\r\n                                      class='yasr-rater-stars-vv'\r\n                                      data-rater-postid='2168'\r\n                                      data-rating='0'\r\n                                      data-rater-starsize='24'\r\n                                      data-rater-readonly='false'\r\n                                      data-rater-nonce='66eb8a74ef'\r\n                                      data-issingular='false'\r\n                                    ><\/div><div class=\"yasr-vv-stats-text-container\" id=\"yasr-vv-stats-text-container-596fafefa7133\"><svg xmlns=\"https:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\"\r\n                                   class=\"yasr-dashicons-visitor-stats\"\r\n                                   data-postid=\"2168\"\r\n                                   id=\"yasr-stats-dashicon-596fafefa7133\">\r\n                                   <path d=\"M18 18v-16h-4v16h4zM12 18v-11h-4v11h4zM6 18v-8h-4v8h4z\"><\/path>\r\n                               <\/svg><span id=\"yasr-vv-text-container-596fafefa7133\" class=\"yasr-vv-text-container\">[Total: <span id=\"yasr-vv-votes-number-container-596fafefa7133\">0<\/span>  Average: <span id=\"yasr-vv-average-container-596fafefa7133\">0<\/span>]<\/span><\/div><div id='yasr-vv-loader-596fafefa7133' class='yasr-vv-container-loader'><\/div><\/div><div id='yasr-vv-bottom-container-596fafefa7133'\r\n                              class='yasr-vv-bottom-container'\r\n                              style='display:none'><\/div><\/div><!--End Yasr Visitor Votes Shortcode--><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Click to rate this post! [Total: 0 Average: 0] First day of preventive COVID isolation.&#8220;Good morning, am I speaking with Mr. Magnifico? Yes, I&#8217;m the florist so-and-so, I have a bouquet of flowers for you.&#8221;&#8220;Are you sure it&#8217;s for me?&#8221;&#8220;Yes, yes, that&#8217;s what it says on the order.&#8221; I open the card: &#8220;A small and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2169,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"yasr_overall_rating":0,"yasr_post_is_review":"","yasr_auto_insert_disabled":"","yasr_review_type":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[26,32],"tags":[106,119],"class_list":["post-2168","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-report","category-love","tag-honeyeyes","tag-sweetboobs"],"featured_image_urls_v2":{"full":["https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_1771.jpg",1647,2106,false],"thumbnail":["https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_1771-150x150.jpg",150,150,true],"medium":["https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_1771-235x300.jpg",235,300,true],"medium_large":["https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_1771-768x982.jpg",720,921,true],"large":["https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_1771-801x1024.jpg",720,920,true],"1536x1536":["https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_1771-1201x1536.jpg",1201,1536,true],"2048x2048":["https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_1771-1602x2048.jpg",1602,2048,true],"typology-cover":["https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_1771.jpg",1647,2106,false],"typology-a":["https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_1771-720x921.jpg",720,921,true],"typology-b":["https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_1771-580x742.jpg",580,742,true],"typology-c":["https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_1771-320x409.jpg",320,409,true],"mailpoet_newsletter_max":["https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_1771.jpg",1320,1688,false]},"post_excerpt_stackable_v2":"<p>Click to rate this post! [Total: 0 Average: 0] First day of preventive COVID isolation.&#8220;Good morning, am I speaking with Mr. Magnifico? Yes, I&#8217;m the florist so-and-so, I have a bouquet of flowers for you.&#8221;&#8220;Are you sure it&#8217;s for me?&#8221;&#8220;Yes, yes, that&#8217;s what it says on the order.&#8221; I open the card: &#8220;A small and sweet thought to be with you during these difficult days. Your &#8216;Morning Rose&#8217;,SweetTits.&#8221; Well, who else but her could have sent me flowers?They&#8217;re beautiful roses. So elegant, just like her.She sent them white (&#8220;you have to earn the red ones&#8221;). It&#8217;s a wonderful gesture. 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