{"id":2159,"date":"2025-08-13T13:38:29","date_gmt":"2025-08-13T12:38:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/senza-categoria\/the-bond-girl-and-the-cicisbeo-me\/"},"modified":"2026-04-10T01:43:12","modified_gmt":"2026-04-10T00:43:12","slug":"the-bond-girl-and-the-cicisbeo-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/en\/the-bond-girl-and-the-cicisbeo-me\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bond Girl and the Cicisbeo (Me!)"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style='text-align:center' class='yasr-auto-insert-visitor'><!--Yasr Visitor Votes Shortcode--><div id='yasr_visitor_votes_653cd7860ae79' class='yasr-visitor-votes'><div class=\"yasr-custom-text-vv-before yasr-custom-text-vv-before-2159\">Click to rate this post!<\/div><div id='yasr-vv-second-row-container-653cd7860ae79'\r\n                                        class='yasr-vv-second-row-container'><div id='yasr-visitor-votes-rater-653cd7860ae79'\r\n                                      class='yasr-rater-stars-vv'\r\n                                      data-rater-postid='2159'\r\n                                      data-rating='0'\r\n                                      data-rater-starsize='24'\r\n                                      data-rater-readonly='false'\r\n                                      data-rater-nonce='57493fa7f2'\r\n                                      data-issingular='false'\r\n                                    ><\/div><div class=\"yasr-vv-stats-text-container\" id=\"yasr-vv-stats-text-container-653cd7860ae79\"><svg xmlns=\"https:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\"\r\n                                   class=\"yasr-dashicons-visitor-stats\"\r\n                                   data-postid=\"2159\"\r\n                                   id=\"yasr-stats-dashicon-653cd7860ae79\">\r\n                                   <path d=\"M18 18v-16h-4v16h4zM12 18v-11h-4v11h4zM6 18v-8h-4v8h4z\"><\/path>\r\n                               <\/svg><span id=\"yasr-vv-text-container-653cd7860ae79\" class=\"yasr-vv-text-container\">[Total: <span id=\"yasr-vv-votes-number-container-653cd7860ae79\">0<\/span>  Average: <span id=\"yasr-vv-average-container-653cd7860ae79\">0<\/span>]<\/span><\/div><div id='yasr-vv-loader-653cd7860ae79' class='yasr-vv-container-loader'><\/div><\/div><div id='yasr-vv-bottom-container-653cd7860ae79'\r\n                              class='yasr-vv-bottom-container'\r\n                              style='display:none'><\/div><\/div><!--End Yasr Visitor Votes Shortcode--><\/div><div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-rounded\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"775\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_uv8e7iuv8e7iuv8e-775x1024.png\" alt=\"Illustration of the Bond Girl - story cover\" class=\"wp-image-3939\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_uv8e7iuv8e7iuv8e-775x1024.png 775w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_uv8e7iuv8e7iuv8e-227x300.png 227w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_uv8e7iuv8e7iuv8e-768x1015.png 768w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_uv8e7iuv8e7iuv8e-1162x1536.png 1162w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_uv8e7iuv8e7iuv8e-1550x2048.png 1550w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_uv8e7iuv8e7iuv8e-720x951.png 720w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_uv8e7iuv8e7iuv8e-580x766.png 580w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_uv8e7iuv8e7iuv8e-320x423.png 320w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_uv8e7iuv8e7iuv8e-1320x1744.png 1320w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_uv8e7iuv8e7iuv8e.png 1792w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 775px) 100vw, 775px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p>You can find anything on Tinder these days. Even spies! <br\/>During my usual 5 minutes of swiping a day, her profile catches my eye. She has very fair skin, jet-black hair, and light eyes, a faded tone between green and blue. 26 years old, she claims to be looking for a serious relationship.<br\/>Features of an Eastern European woman, with pronounced cheekbones and a strong jawline. Not your typical trophy doll, but a woman who could win Miss Ukraine and rip out your sternocleidomastoid with a Krav Maga move.<br\/>The photos have a rare taste, like those vintage artistic photos that Roberto, my lawyer, loves. Every single pose is deliberate, every body movement is an artistic gesture. You can tell she&#8217;s the artist, not the model.<br\/>The description is out of this world.     <\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-default\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"576\" height=\"530\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-10.23.54-1.png\" alt=\"Screenshot of conversation with the Bond Girl\" class=\"wp-image-2010\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-10.23.54-1.png 576w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-10.23.54-1-300x276.png 300w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-10.23.54-1-320x294.png 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p>Uhm, it&#8217;s hard to make sense of it. Anyway, she&#8217;s hot, so I <em>match<\/em> her. I rewrite her description in other words to mimic the style and initiate contact, adding a couple of insights about her:  <br\/><\/p>\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"660\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-11.40.30-660x1024.png\" alt=\"Screenshot of conversation with the Bond Girl\" class=\"wp-image-2012\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-11.40.30-660x1024.png 660w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-11.40.30-193x300.png 193w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-11.40.30-768x1191.png 768w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-11.40.30-990x1536.png 990w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-11.40.30-720x1117.png 720w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-11.40.30-580x900.png 580w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-11.40.30-320x496.png 320w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-11.40.30.png 1060w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n<p>Well, the usual vague language to establish rapport: Tinder dating is hard work, but someone has to do it.<br\/>We chat casually for a bit, between commitments, and finally, I ask for Instagram and WhatsApp.<br\/>I try to figure out more about who I&#8217;m dealing with. She&#8217;s an artist, involved in the fashion world. She has a website in her name, showcasing all her work. Her Instagram profile is full of artistic photos where occasionally a bit of butt or a thigh gap appears. It&#8217;s a very mental, very constructed eroticism, the kind my friend Lella would like (I&#8217;m more into girls that sophisticated women call &#8220;vulgar,&#8221; barely hiding the highest degree of female envy possible).    <\/p>\n\n<p>I&#8217;m in no rush to meet her; my schedule is already pretty full of women. I want to see if, beyond the aesthetics, she&#8217;s worth it, if she&#8217;s someone with something extra, someone I might lose my head over.<br\/>We talk about relationships, encounters, love. She has a very strict routine, which includes daily gym sessions, Italian classes, and piano lessons. She speaks Italian very well, considering she&#8217;s been here for just over a couple of years. She&#8217;s Ukrainian, and she tells me she fled the war. I wonder if she had a boyfriend there before the war. If he&#8217;s still alive, forced by law to fight, while she&#8217;s here taking artistic photos and going on Tinder dates. I&#8217;ll remember to talk about her to the next misandrist feminist who talks about gender quotas and discrimination against women at work. I don&#8217;t dare ask her for details, though: seeing your country in flames must be an open, bleeding wound. I&#8217;ll find out later that after coming to Italy, she moved to a cold northern country for love, where she loved her man very much, supporting him even when he wanted to be with more women. Okay, let&#8217;s meet her \ud83d\ude42         <\/p>\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">First date as the sidekick<\/h2>\n\n<p>After a week of chatting, I ask her out. She happily accepts but tells me she wants to be home early. I tell her I was going to invite her to dinner, but if she has time constraints, we can go for drinks instead. &#8220;No, no, it&#8217;s fine. I&#8217;ll wait for you.&#8221;    Okay, we get the type: <em>dinner and pick me up at my place<\/em>. <\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"592\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-12.05.34-592x1024.png\" alt=\"Screenshot of conversation with the Bond Girl\" class=\"wp-image-2014\" style=\"width:413px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-12.05.34-592x1024.png 592w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-12.05.34-173x300.png 173w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-12.05.34-768x1328.png 768w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-12.05.34-720x1245.png 720w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-12.05.34-580x1003.png 580w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-12.05.34-320x553.png 320w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-12.05.34.png 836w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 592px) 100vw, 592px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p>Let&#8217;s clear something up right away.<br\/>I can&#8217;t stand the traditional scheme where the man courts, proves himself, makes grand gestures, and the woman &#8211; a new little princess &#8211; takes all the attention. I find that this traditional model, under the guise of gallantry, communicates some poisonous assumptions: <\/p>\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>The woman is the prize, the man has to earn her and\/or buy her with gifts;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The woman is valuable just for being herself. The man, on the other hand, is valued for what he does, gives, and owns. <\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The man must demonstrate kindness, the ability to protect and care. Which would be fine with me, but it&#8217;s unclear why he has to do it right away, with a girl he doesn&#8217;t even know, regardless. <\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The woman&#8217;s time is precious; if she agrees to go out with you, you have to buy her dinner. Which makes me laugh a lot, considering that company executives pay \u20ac1,000.00 an hour to talk to me.  <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n<p>I&#8217;m more for a co-investment model, where two people (regardless of gender) both give time and resources in the desire to get to know each other. I usually prefer to start with an aperitif, just so I don&#8217;t get stuck for an evening with someone I might not even like, and then reschedule for dinner (out or at my place). Of course, I offer, but because I&#8217;m the one inviting, not because I&#8217;m a man.  <\/p>\n\n<p>That said, you know me: you know I love to occasionally do the exact opposite of what I believe, to test different shades of reality or for fun. I&#8217;ve figured out how the Bond Girl thinks, so with her, I&#8217;ll go <em>all in<\/em> in a model totally opposite to mine. I&#8217;ll follow the <em>Cicisbeo Game<\/em>, in the style of the 18th-century gentleman who assisted the married noblewoman in personal matters (toilette, correspondence, shopping, visits).  <\/p>\n\n<p>I go to pick her up at her place. Of course, she&#8217;s late, so I get on YouTube to watch Gigi Proietti&#8217;s videos. And while I&#8217;m laughing heartily, she arrives. I turn around, damn, she&#8217;s gorgeous!   <\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-rounded\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media2.giphy.com\/media\/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMnYxNmh1YWo5c3Y0amIxdTg3NzZjMjE3ZXZvaHk3eDBhMXN5ajhrbyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw\/YlPeYXasYEPpC\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"Image from the story of the Bond Girl and the cicisbeo\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1;width:278px;height:auto\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">My reaction as soon as I see her!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p><br\/>She&#8217;s incredibly elegant, dressed in a very unique outfit, of great style, combining playful flounces with essential and serious lines. Her gaze is like that of an alpine lake: very cold, pure, deep. Very unique: distant, as if focusing two and a half meters behind your head. She looks at you, but it&#8217;s as if she&#8217;s not looking at you, as if she&#8217;s elsewhere. This gives her a hieratic expression, of someone who notices the hidden dimension of existence, a bridge to another world, distant and mystical.<br\/>And she&#8217;s also <em>hot<\/em>: under the flounces of the dress, you can glimpse a toned physique.    <\/p>\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">The spy at the restaurant<\/h2>\n\n<p>Cicisbeically, I get out of the car to greet her and open the door for her. Her beauty takes my breath away and compresses my chest. I try to pretend nothing&#8217;s happening, talk to her about this and that, and take her to a restaurant near her place.  <\/p>\n\n<p>The usual scene, she enters, the waiters are startled, they give us the best table, all eyes are on her. We share our lives. She&#8217;s used to men trying to impress her, I do the opposite: I try to make her qualify, to see if she has characteristics that interest me beyond beauty. At the same time, I talk about my weaknesses, my difficult moments, the things I still need to improve. Always in a light, authentic way, joking a lot. She opens up and starts talking about her difficulties. She feels lonely, can&#8217;t find a man she really likes. She has little regard for Italian men: they promise the world with words, but in reality, they pay very little attention.<br\/>I ask her how many times she&#8217;s had a bad experience with Italian men. She says many times.<br\/>&#8220;<em>Well, then the problem isn&#8217;t the men, it&#8217;s you<\/em>.&#8221;        <\/p>\n\n<p>She looks at me, intrigued.<br\/>&#8220;<em>The first time can be bad luck. The second, a coincidence. But if by the third, fourth, fifth time&#8230; if all the men you meet are wrong&#8230; it can&#8217;t be bad luck. You&#8217;re doing something wrong.&#8221;   <\/em>.<br\/>Finally, her gaze focuses on me. She looks at me. She sees me. She&#8217;s there with me.   <\/p>\n\n<p>I insist &#8220;<em>See, there&#8217;s a cultural theme here. You keep expecting courtship like an Eastern European man, forgetting that you live in Italy.  If a man gave 50 roses to an Italian woman he just met, she would think he&#8217;s: <\/em><\/p>\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><em>that he&#8217;s a loser;<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><em>that he needs to pay\/buy a woman to be with her;<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><em>that he&#8217;s a low-value man with few alternatives.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n<p><em>Moreover, the woman would feel offended, objectified, as if the man wanted to buy her. And the gesture would seem insincere: an Italian man doesn&#8217;t give 50 roses unless it&#8217;s an anniversary and after 5 years of marriage.&#8221; <\/em><\/p>\n\n<p>She understands but struggles to move away from the model of man she grew up with. <\/p>\n\n<p>Her gaze is now different: she looks at me with complicity and attraction. She&#8217;s there with me, present, vulnerable, and powerful. These hotties are all the same: just treat them for what they are &#8211; just normal people like anyone else &#8211; just hold your ground, gently point out the nonsense they say (with the same affectionate and teasing tone you&#8217;d have with your little sister) and&#8230; they come down from their pedestal and get fired up for you.<br\/>I get up and sit next to her, cuddle her and tease her a bit.  <\/p>\n\n<p>She opens up even more. She tells me that for over a year she was&#8230; a SPY. <\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-rounded\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media4.giphy.com\/media\/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExb3AwMmVyZmVheHpsMWtvOXZkZzZ5YWR5Z2J0YTliajBrMXp0ZWN3bCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw\/t3dLl0TGHCxTG\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"Image from the story of the Bond Girl and the cicisbeo\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1;width:258px;height:auto\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Me when she tells me about her Bond Girl adventures!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p><br\/>Yes, while she was in Sweden, she collaborated with the local intelligence to extract information from sensitive subjects. Normally, I&#8217;d consider it a probable tall tale, but she gives me details and is very credible: after all, of all the people I know, she&#8217;s the closest to a Bond Girl. She tells me about some adventures, not much, but&#8230; dear reader, I can&#8217;t tell you anything. You wouldn&#8217;t want the next articles to be written from behind bars, would you?<br\/>She&#8217;s funny and entertaining, I tell her that &#8211; if chemistry develops &#8211; I&#8217;d love to take her on a boat with me to Sardinia, at the end of August. <\/p>\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Roses and rejection<\/h2>\n\n<p>We laugh and joke. We&#8217;re the last couple in the restaurant. I invite her to have a drink at my place, but she refuses, reasoning that &#8221;  <em>I know myself, once I&#8217;m at your place, I wouldn&#8217;t hold back. I&#8217;d rather we get to know each other first <\/em>&#8220;.<\/p>\n\n<p>Alright, fair enough. The sexual tension cuts through the air, but I take her home, chatting pleasantly. She plays me some of her tracks on Spotify, her artistic productions created by sampling the desire-filled messages men send her via WhatsApp. Something like Magnifico, indeed&#8230; I can&#8217;t help but appreciate it. But I confess I feel jealous of these guys drooling over my Bond Girl!    <\/p>\n\n<p>On the way back, I get an idea: let&#8217;s take a step in her direction, give her roses, maybe she&#8217;ll finally understand that we both need to meet halfway.<br\/>I order 50 beautiful roses, the preserved kind, to be delivered to her home, with a note that reads:<\/p>\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>A fragrant reminder of three moments: <br\/>my gentle touch on your skin; <br\/>your gaze, true, unveiled, intense, granted to very few, fixed on mine; <br\/>the rest of the world fading away.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-rounded\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"623\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-13.28.50-623x1024.png\" alt=\"Screenshot of conversation with the Bond Girl\" class=\"wp-image-2021\" style=\"width:373px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-13.28.50-623x1024.png 623w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-13.28.50-182x300.png 182w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-13.28.50-720x1184.png 720w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-13.28.50-580x954.png 580w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-13.28.50-320x526.png 320w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-13.28.50.png 766w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 623px) 100vw, 623px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p>The next day she receives the roses, writes to me all happy, and moves up the dinner we were supposed to have together.<\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"594\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-13.24.36-594x1024.png\" alt=\"Screenshot of conversation with the Bond Girl\" class=\"wp-image-2022\" style=\"width:382px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-13.24.36-594x1024.png 594w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-13.24.36-174x300.png 174w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-13.24.36-768x1325.png 768w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-13.24.36-720x1242.png 720w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-13.24.36-580x1000.png 580w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-13.24.36-320x552.png 320w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-13.24.36.png 770w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 594px) 100vw, 594px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p>After this step in her direction, I expect her to take a step in mine. Specifically, I&#8217;d like her to come to dinner at my place. Not because we necessarily have to sleep together, but because I want an intimate place to get to know her better, without waiters and various patrons. A place to cuddle her, on the couch, with a glass in hand.   <\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"666\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-13.24.16-666x1024.png\" alt=\"Screenshot of conversation with the Bond Girl\" class=\"wp-image-2024\" style=\"width:406px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-13.24.16-666x1024.png 666w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-13.24.16-195x300.png 195w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-13.24.16-768x1181.png 768w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-13.24.16-720x1107.png 720w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-13.24.16-580x892.png 580w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-13.24.16-320x492.png 320w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-13.24.16.png 796w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 666px) 100vw, 666px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p>As if! &#8220;<em>I don&#8217;t do those things<\/em>.&#8221;<br\/>Honestly, this lack of trust annoys me. It makes me feel rejected.  Whatever, I&#8217;ll look for a seafood restaurant as far away from my house as possible. <br\/>Like Barney from HIMYM, I also have a guy for everything. For restaurants, my guy is my dear partner Tommi: a stylish lord of the Milan elite, a lover of the pleasures of the table, elegance, and conviviality.  <br\/>The great thing about Tommi is that you can make the most absurd requests, combining budget, location, quality of cuisine, and area&#8230; he&#8217;ll always have three great restaurants to recommend. I give him a precise brief: Excellent seafood, in the Isola area, unpretentious appearance, even a bit shabby and down-to-earth. You won&#8217;t come to my place? I&#8217;ll choose a homely and cozy restaurant.   <\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"586\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3570-1-586x1024.jpg\" alt=\"Personal photo from the story of the Bond Girl and the cicisbeo\" class=\"wp-image-2026\" style=\"width:423px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3570-1-586x1024.jpg 586w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3570-1-172x300.jpg 172w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3570-1-768x1341.jpg 768w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3570-1-880x1536.jpg 880w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3570-1-1173x2048.jpg 1173w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3570-1-720x1257.jpg 720w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3570-1-580x1013.jpg 580w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3570-1-320x559.jpg 320w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3570-1.jpg 1320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 586px) 100vw, 586px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"634\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3571-634x1024.jpg\" alt=\"Personal photo from the story of the Bond Girl and the cicisbeo\" class=\"wp-image-2027\" style=\"width:428px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3571-634x1024.jpg 634w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3571-186x300.jpg 186w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3571-768x1240.jpg 768w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3571-951x1536.jpg 951w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3571-1268x2048.jpg 1268w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3571-720x1163.jpg 720w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3571-580x937.jpg 580w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3571-320x517.jpg 320w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3571.jpg 1320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 634px) 100vw, 634px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"711\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3572-2-711x1024.jpg\" alt=\"Personal photo from the story of the Bond Girl and the cicisbeo\" class=\"wp-image-2030\" style=\"width:415px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3572-2-711x1024.jpg 711w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3572-2-208x300.jpg 208w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3572-2-768x1107.jpg 768w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3572-2-1066x1536.jpg 1066w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3572-2-720x1037.jpg 720w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3572-2-580x836.jpg 580w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3572-2-320x461.jpg 320w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3572-2.jpg 1320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 711px) 100vw, 711px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p>We have a nice evening. After dinner, I take her straight home. She&#8217;d like to have a drink somewhere, but I&#8217;m tired.<br\/>The next day she writes to me, I&#8217;m cold and distant, a bit annoyed.<br\/>She tries to get my attention. She posts the story with the roses. She writes to me that she can&#8217;t stop admiring them. I take the opportunity to clarify my position on the necessary co-investment during the getting-to-know-you phase:     <\/p>\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized is-style-default\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"784\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-13.50.52-784x1024.png\" alt=\"Screenshot of conversation with the Bond Girl\" class=\"wp-image-2033\" style=\"width:682px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-13.50.52-784x1024.png 784w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-13.50.52-230x300.png 230w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-13.50.52-768x1004.png 768w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-13.50.52-720x941.png 720w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-13.50.52-580x758.png 580w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-13.50.52-320x418.png 320w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-13.50.52.png 1134w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 784px) 100vw, 784px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n<p>Well, my friend Lella might say I was a bit of a hysterical diva. I remain convinced of my positions. <\/p>\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Goodbye, Bond Girl<\/h2>\n\n<p>I invite her out a third time. I ask if she prefers going out or staying in.  Obviously she prefers going out, so &#8220;we can enjoy the evening without thinking about the dishes.&#8221; <br\/>Yeah, the dishes&#8230; and anyway, I have a dishwasher and a maid! but whatever. <\/p>\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"255\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-14.41.37-1024x255.png\" alt=\"Screenshot of conversation with the Bond Girl\" class=\"wp-image-2035\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-14.41.37-1024x255.png 1024w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-14.41.37-300x75.png 300w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-14.41.37-768x191.png 768w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-14.41.37-720x179.png 720w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-14.41.37-580x144.png 580w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-14.41.37-320x80.png 320w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-14.41.37.png 1118w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n<p>Coincidentally, a work commitment forces me to cancel the dinner.<br\/>She waits for a new invitation from me.<br\/>It doesn&#8217;t come.<br\/>She contacts me again, we talk about this and that, and finally, she asks what I&#8217;ve decided to do for the holidays.<br\/>And here comes out all the Sicilian in me:<\/p>\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"966\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-14.43.07-1024x966.png\" alt=\"Screenshot of conversation with the Bond Girl\" class=\"wp-image-2036\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-14.43.07-1024x966.png 1024w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-14.43.07-300x283.png 300w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-14.43.07-768x725.png 768w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-14.43.07-720x680.png 720w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-14.43.07-580x547.png 580w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-14.43.07-320x302.png 320w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-13-alle-14.43.07.png 1138w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n<p>me: &#8220;I&#8217;m going on a boat. but obviously, I&#8217;m not even suggesting it to you: if it&#8217;s too soon to go to dinner at my place, let alone go on vacation together.&#8221;<br\/>her: no, no, the boat is fine, the house isn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n\n<p>Yeah, right! <br\/>At this point, almost anyone would have insisted a bit on seeing her, sleeping with her, and then disappearing.<br\/>But I don&#8217;t want to waste time and I don&#8217;t sleep\/start relationships with girls whose values I don&#8217;t share.<\/p>\n\n<p>Goodbye, Bond Girl! Life&#8217;s too short to waste time with you.<br\/>Next! <\/p>\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><br\/><\/p>\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-rounded\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"837\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Gemini_Generated_Image_w6ipaaw6ipaaw6ip-837x1024.png\" alt=\"Final illustration from the Bond Girl story\" class=\"wp-image-3945\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Gemini_Generated_Image_w6ipaaw6ipaaw6ip-837x1024.png 837w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Gemini_Generated_Image_w6ipaaw6ipaaw6ip-245x300.png 245w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Gemini_Generated_Image_w6ipaaw6ipaaw6ip-768x940.png 768w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Gemini_Generated_Image_w6ipaaw6ipaaw6ip-1255x1536.png 1255w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Gemini_Generated_Image_w6ipaaw6ipaaw6ip-1673x2048.png 1673w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Gemini_Generated_Image_w6ipaaw6ipaaw6ip-720x881.png 720w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Gemini_Generated_Image_w6ipaaw6ipaaw6ip-580x710.png 580w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Gemini_Generated_Image_w6ipaaw6ipaaw6ip-320x392.png 320w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Gemini_Generated_Image_w6ipaaw6ipaaw6ip-1320x1616.png 1320w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Gemini_Generated_Image_w6ipaaw6ipaaw6ip.png 1856w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 837px) 100vw, 837px\" \/><\/figure>\n<div style='text-align:center' class='yasr-auto-insert-visitor'><!--Yasr Visitor Votes Shortcode--><div id='yasr_visitor_votes_7e0a0368e670c' class='yasr-visitor-votes'><div class=\"yasr-custom-text-vv-before yasr-custom-text-vv-before-2159\">Click to rate this post!<\/div><div id='yasr-vv-second-row-container-7e0a0368e670c'\r\n                                        class='yasr-vv-second-row-container'><div id='yasr-visitor-votes-rater-7e0a0368e670c'\r\n                                      class='yasr-rater-stars-vv'\r\n                                      data-rater-postid='2159'\r\n                                      data-rating='0'\r\n                                      data-rater-starsize='24'\r\n                                      data-rater-readonly='false'\r\n                                      data-rater-nonce='57493fa7f2'\r\n                                      data-issingular='false'\r\n                                    ><\/div><div class=\"yasr-vv-stats-text-container\" id=\"yasr-vv-stats-text-container-7e0a0368e670c\"><svg xmlns=\"https:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\"\r\n                                   class=\"yasr-dashicons-visitor-stats\"\r\n                                   data-postid=\"2159\"\r\n                                   id=\"yasr-stats-dashicon-7e0a0368e670c\">\r\n                                   <path d=\"M18 18v-16h-4v16h4zM12 18v-11h-4v11h4zM6 18v-8h-4v8h4z\"><\/path>\r\n                               <\/svg><span id=\"yasr-vv-text-container-7e0a0368e670c\" class=\"yasr-vv-text-container\">[Total: <span id=\"yasr-vv-votes-number-container-7e0a0368e670c\">0<\/span>  Average: <span id=\"yasr-vv-average-container-7e0a0368e670c\">0<\/span>]<\/span><\/div><div id='yasr-vv-loader-7e0a0368e670c' class='yasr-vv-container-loader'><\/div><\/div><div id='yasr-vv-bottom-container-7e0a0368e670c'\r\n                              class='yasr-vv-bottom-container'\r\n                              style='display:none'><\/div><\/div><!--End Yasr Visitor Votes Shortcode--><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Click to rate this post! [Total: 0 Average: 0] You can find anything on Tinder these days. Even spies! During my usual 5 minutes of swiping a day, her profile catches my eye. 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[Total: 0 Average: 0] You can find anything on Tinder these days. Even spies! During my usual 5 minutes of swiping a day, her profile catches my eye. She has very fair skin, jet-black hair, and light eyes, a faded tone between green and blue. 26 years old, she claims to be looking for a serious relationship.Features of an Eastern European woman, with pronounced cheekbones and a strong jawline. 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