{"id":2126,"date":"2025-08-27T17:19:10","date_gmt":"2025-08-27T16:19:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/senza-categoria\/the-sex-observer\/"},"modified":"2026-04-10T01:58:50","modified_gmt":"2026-04-10T00:58:50","slug":"the-sex-observer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/en\/the-sex-observer\/","title":{"rendered":"the Sex Umarel!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style='text-align:center' class='yasr-auto-insert-visitor'><!--Yasr Visitor Votes Shortcode--><div id='yasr_visitor_votes_2863bfb5ca7d9' class='yasr-visitor-votes'><div class=\"yasr-custom-text-vv-before yasr-custom-text-vv-before-2126\">Click to rate this post!<\/div><div id='yasr-vv-second-row-container-2863bfb5ca7d9'\r\n                                        class='yasr-vv-second-row-container'><div id='yasr-visitor-votes-rater-2863bfb5ca7d9'\r\n                                      class='yasr-rater-stars-vv'\r\n                                      data-rater-postid='2126'\r\n                                      data-rating='0'\r\n                                      data-rater-starsize='24'\r\n                                      data-rater-readonly='false'\r\n                                      data-rater-nonce='57493fa7f2'\r\n                                      data-issingular='false'\r\n                                    ><\/div><div class=\"yasr-vv-stats-text-container\" id=\"yasr-vv-stats-text-container-2863bfb5ca7d9\"><svg xmlns=\"https:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\"\r\n                                   class=\"yasr-dashicons-visitor-stats\"\r\n                                   data-postid=\"2126\"\r\n                                   id=\"yasr-stats-dashicon-2863bfb5ca7d9\">\r\n                                   <path d=\"M18 18v-16h-4v16h4zM12 18v-11h-4v11h4zM6 18v-8h-4v8h4z\"><\/path>\r\n                               <\/svg><span id=\"yasr-vv-text-container-2863bfb5ca7d9\" class=\"yasr-vv-text-container\">[Total: <span id=\"yasr-vv-votes-number-container-2863bfb5ca7d9\">0<\/span>  Average: <span id=\"yasr-vv-average-container-2863bfb5ca7d9\">0<\/span>]<\/span><\/div><div id='yasr-vv-loader-2863bfb5ca7d9' class='yasr-vv-container-loader'><\/div><\/div><div id='yasr-vv-bottom-container-2863bfb5ca7d9'\r\n                              class='yasr-vv-bottom-container'\r\n                              style='display:none'><\/div><\/div><!--End Yasr Visitor Votes Shortcode--><\/div><div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-rounded\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"775\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Gemini_Generated_Image_ymt3zcymt3zcymt3-775x1024.png\" alt=\"Illustration of the Sex Umarel - cover\" class=\"wp-image-4345\" style=\"aspect-ratio:0.7568380269473197;width:501px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Gemini_Generated_Image_ymt3zcymt3zcymt3-775x1024.png 775w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Gemini_Generated_Image_ymt3zcymt3zcymt3-227x300.png 227w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Gemini_Generated_Image_ymt3zcymt3zcymt3-768x1015.png 768w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Gemini_Generated_Image_ymt3zcymt3zcymt3-1162x1536.png 1162w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Gemini_Generated_Image_ymt3zcymt3zcymt3-1550x2048.png 1550w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Gemini_Generated_Image_ymt3zcymt3zcymt3-720x951.png 720w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Gemini_Generated_Image_ymt3zcymt3zcymt3-580x766.png 580w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Gemini_Generated_Image_ymt3zcymt3zcymt3-320x423.png 320w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Gemini_Generated_Image_ymt3zcymt3zcymt3-1320x1744.png 1320w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Gemini_Generated_Image_ymt3zcymt3zcymt3.png 1792w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 775px) 100vw, 775px\"><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p>I step off the tender and stride quickly toward the black van. My host and my new computer are waiting for me inside. Tinted windows\u2014I can&#8217;t see who&#8217;s in there. I nod to the driver, he opens the van door, and there she is, Ninfetta. The girl jumps down nimbly, looks at me for a moment, and leaps on me:     <em>Hey, you are not so old! You are young! <\/em>\u201c. He keeps kissing me: &#8220;<em>You are pretty!<\/em>&#8221; And he covers me with little kisses. <\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-rounded\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media4.giphy.com\/media\/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZWZjZmtwNm01bzNlZnlrd2Vtbm50cnZ5ZHAxbDg5NThsdjM2azFociZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw\/xT39Dnp5O6fWoVIp1K\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"Image from the Sex Umarel's story\"><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Just like that.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p>Me: <em>Pretty?! Just Pretty? I am gorgeous!  <\/em> I reply, kissing her back. I continue: &#8220;<em>You had very low expectations if you say so<\/em>.&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;<em>No, it is the first time I go with an older man, I did not know what to expect<\/em>.&#8221; She&#8217;s 19 years old, the oldest man she&#8217;s ever been with was 30. I&#8217;m pushing 44.   <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;re all set,&#8221; I think. Sure, brave girl to fly 1500 km to meet a guy who might be too old. I&#8217;ll discover later that she also suffers from occasional panic attacks: interesting how she manages to push beyond her comfort zone without letting her condition hold her back.<br \/>I observe her carefully:<br \/>Ninfetta has a very fair complexion with a pinkish tint, sweet features capable of making you fall in love instantly. With a Greek father and Ukrainian mother, plus a quarter Italian from her paternal grandmother, she embodies the best of Western civilization in a sweet and enchanting appearance. Imagine a sea of golden honey, whose reflections invite you to dive in: you already know you&#8217;ll drown, sinking into this syrup that will fill your mouth and take your breath away&#8230; but you decide to dive in anyway.<br \/>That&#8217;s what she&#8217;s like.<br \/>What makes Ninfetta irresistible are her eyes: a pure distillation of youth, innocence, tenderness, and love. A very particular color: a Maldives-water base blending with a uniform gray sky, interspersed with honey-colored reflections. &#8220;No, not another honey-eyed one,&#8221; I think!      <br \/>She&#8217;s a young girl, 19 years old as we said, whose skin expresses all the youth and naivety of that age. Lip filler adds a note of sensuality to this 100% natural picture, a touch of cocksucker that further amplifies the power of this irresistible mix. On her left arm, a tattoo of a fierce animal, in the center the word &#8220;ARTE,&#8221; and on the right, in red, a phrase about divine feminine energy.<br \/>There it is: the spider has woven its web: 20 seconds have passed since the first glance and I&#8217;m already lost and trapped. My dick strikes noon like the statues of Dina and Clarenza in the Messina cathedral.<br \/>I&#8217;m already in love. Lella will comment cynically later: &#8220;Wow, you beat the 5-minute record\ud83e\udd2d&#8221;.    <\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-rounded\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1536\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/2ccd88c2-7da2-470c-8b28-f05ab4bef8ec.png\" alt=\"Scene from the Sex Umarel's story\" class=\"wp-image-2098\" style=\"width:521px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/2ccd88c2-7da2-470c-8b28-f05ab4bef8ec.png 1024w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/2ccd88c2-7da2-470c-8b28-f05ab4bef8ec-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/2ccd88c2-7da2-470c-8b28-f05ab4bef8ec-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/2ccd88c2-7da2-470c-8b28-f05ab4bef8ec-768x1152.png 768w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/2ccd88c2-7da2-470c-8b28-f05ab4bef8ec-720x1080.png 720w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/2ccd88c2-7da2-470c-8b28-f05ab4bef8ec-580x870.png 580w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/2ccd88c2-7da2-470c-8b28-f05ab4bef8ec-320x480.png 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\"><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<h2>From War to Sailboat<\/h2>\n<p>Interesting story: she had a comfortable life in Ukraine until the war broke out. From there, the family splits: she, her sister and mother can leave the country as women. The father manages to leave thanks to his Greek passport. The brother, however, can&#8217;t, he&#8217;s still there at the front, in the most dangerous area (near Donbass). All her male friends stayed in Ukraine. They live in Kiev: many enlisted, others risk being drafted at the first opportunity. She tells me that a friend of hers from Kiev went grocery shopping, was stopped by the gendarmes and sent straight to Donbass.<br \/>The war splits the family not only physically, but also emotionally: the father is pro-Russian, the mother is Ukrainian and&#8230; they can only separate. She lives with her mother in Germany; the father returns to Greece. Only now, after many years of war, it seems they&#8217;re trying to reunite.<br \/>I belong to that generation born in the &#8217;80s that lived most of their life without contact with war. For this girl, who lived a few km from me, war is drama. For her brother, it&#8217;s the possibility of dying every day.          <\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-rounded\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"550\" height=\"349\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/dolph_lundgren_by_grobi_grafik_dd5ao8g-375w-2x-1.jpg\" alt=\"Moment captured in the Umarel's story\" class=\"wp-image-2089\" style=\"width:521px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/dolph_lundgren_by_grobi_grafik_dd5ao8g-375w-2x-1.jpg 550w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/dolph_lundgren_by_grobi_grafik_dd5ao8g-375w-2x-1-300x190.jpg 300w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/dolph_lundgren_by_grobi_grafik_dd5ao8g-375w-2x-1-320x203.jpg 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\"><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.deviantart.com\/grobi-grafik\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">@ Grobi Grafik<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p>Okay, back to the important stuff, the juicy bits.<br \/>It&#8217;s been 20 days since I last had sex: in the past five years, I haven&#8217;t gone this long without. On the boat, her presence ignites me. Youth is an intoxicating aphrodisiac. She&#8217;s very physical, just like me. We spend all our time in constant contact: Ninfetta holds my hand, I caress her thighs, she rests her head on my shoulder, I kiss her forehead.     We&#8217;re with other people, so we try to hold back, but the contact is continuous. She&#8217;s very, very affectionate: something I wouldn&#8217;t have expected from someone I just met. Every now and then I reach out, being careful not to be seen by others, but I keep a low profile given her young age. While waiting for dinner, we go up to the flybridge, which is the roof of the catamaran where you steer the boat. I wrap my hand around her neck \u2013 yes, she had confessed she likes being choked \u2013 I kiss her, slowly slide my fingers into her panties. She&#8217;s wet, I brush against her, play with her, then pull out and continue the conversation.<br \/>We have dinner and at the first opportunity we say goodnight to everyone. It&#8217;s 9:00 PM, never said goodnight so early but&#8230; I want to fuck her too badly. <\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-rounded\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/ChatGPT-Image-28-ago-2025-11_01_53-683x1024.png\" alt=\"Artistic illustration of the Sex Umarel\" class=\"wp-image-2096\" style=\"width:462px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/ChatGPT-Image-28-ago-2025-11_01_53-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/ChatGPT-Image-28-ago-2025-11_01_53-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/ChatGPT-Image-28-ago-2025-11_01_53-768x1152.png 768w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/ChatGPT-Image-28-ago-2025-11_01_53-720x1080.png 720w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/ChatGPT-Image-28-ago-2025-11_01_53-580x870.png 580w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/ChatGPT-Image-28-ago-2025-11_01_53-320x480.png 320w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/ChatGPT-Image-28-ago-2025-11_01_53.png 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\"><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p>I take her down to the cabin, quick shower, and here we are naked on the bed.<br \/>She\u2019s very young, so I reassure her: \u201c<em>it&#8217;s our first night together, we need to get to know each other, let&#8217;s just spend some time cuddling and if something happens, great, otherwise no big deal<\/em>.\u201d Throughout the day, I told her several times that my goal is for her to feel good, that she can tell me anything, and that she shouldn&#8217;t be afraid of disappointing me. Piccolina, the other very young girl I&#8217;m seeing, told me some really ugly things about how many older guys (even those in their fifties) treat these girls. Using the excuse of inexperience or \u201cyou need to learn,\u201d they treat them with a kind of violence I can&#8217;t stand. Like that fifty-year-old asshole who, while penetrating Piccolina for the first time, started slapping her when she screamed in pain and asked him to stop, saying \u201cthis way you won&#8217;t feel the pain down there, but on your face.\u201d  How disgusting! If it&#8217;s true that every intimate moment is a moment of responsibility, with a very young girl it is even more so. I try to show them how a real man should behave and, often, afterwards, I explain what they should demand when they&#8217;re with a man. They&#8217;re puppies.<\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-rounded\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media0.giphy.com\/media\/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYWVyMzQzbzdzM2MxNDZlNTMwa2FhOHoxN2tkMHlqeDRsZmZhZGl0MiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw\/opvHCjx5SJkQ\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"Image from the Sex Umarel's story\" style=\"width:521px;height:auto\"><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">And now watch the old man!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<h2>The Umarel Takes Position<\/h2>\n<p>Anyway, after this public service announcement about the social function of my fucks, back to us.<br \/>I gently lay her on the bed, pull off her panties, look into her eyes: never seen anything sweeter and more tender. I spend about ten minutes next to her, talking to her, licking her tits, making her feel as comfortable as possible.  Finally, I get on top of her, kiss her, slowly move down her stomach. I trace along her navel, pass\u2014like a modern-day Magellan\u2014the mons pubis and arrive a few centimeters from the clitoris&#8230; then I move to the left, moving away along the inner thigh. I go back down, almost reach the clitoris&#8230; I fly over it, grazing it only with my breath, land beside it and move away along the inner thigh of the other leg.  Finally, I descend, reach the clitoris. I look into her eyes: &#8220;Old, you said?&#8221;&#8230; bastard smile and I start licking and sucking her.<br \/>She jolts, starts, jumps.<br \/>She vibrates, trembles, spasms.<br \/>She stirs, surrenders, writhes.<br \/>She struggles, wiggles, radiates.<br \/>She comes undone, dishevels, simmers.<br \/>She gets heated, inflamed, galvanized.<br \/>She arrives, comes, finally climaxes.<\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-rounded\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media3.giphy.com\/media\/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcHE5dmN0Njdra2lrOTQwNGV0dG1pcmwxc2s4YXc2bHlwc21vd2w0ayZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw\/xK6hE1aBGF6G4\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"Image from the Sex Umarel's story\" style=\"width:325px;height:auto\"><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p>Between one adverb and another, my gaze peeks out politely inquiring about the absence of pain or discomfort&#8230; and I get as the only answer her hands pushing me down forcefully to lick, suck, nectarize.<br \/>It would seem, and I say this with the unlikely but real modesty of a character from the book Cuore, that I&#8217;m an excellent licker. This always amazes me: I have very little practice, I never lick anyone except under-23s and a few exceptions.<br \/>My ex-wife sometimes said &#8220;<em>you&#8217;re only good at making spit<\/em>.&#8221;  Was it an unappreciated compliment?<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, now, if you&#8217;ll allow me, it&#8217;s time to let my August Bird enjoy itself, rigorously condomized.<br \/>Let&#8217;s skip the sexual descriptions, since some prudish over-30 readers accuse me of doing low-grade eroticism, a poor man&#8217;s Mr. Gray.<br \/>I&#8217;ll only tell you, my dear friends, that nothing is more beautiful than looking into her eyes while I penetrate her. Her sweet little face radiates genuine purity, expressing that sublime that every artist seeks to recreate. <\/p>\n<p>After 50 minutes, she begs me to give her a break.<br \/>&#8220;heh heh, who&#8217;s the old man, then?&#8221;<br \/>Yeah, sorry, she says that with her thirty-year-old ex they did it at most a couple of times a week and with a tenth of the intensity.<br \/>Okay, I grant her mercy.<br \/>I cuddle her gently until she falls asleep. She stays constantly in contact with me: legs crossed, face resting on my chest.<br \/>I really want to sleep.<br \/>But I can&#8217;t.<br \/>I didn&#8217;t come.<br \/>Her marble ass calls to me.<br \/>I behave.<br \/>I resist.<br \/>I remind myself I need to behave.<br \/>I re-resist.<br \/>Finally, after two hours I wake her up.<br \/>And so I do again after two hours. <\/p>\n<p>The next day she complains &#8220;Hey, we said 4 times a day maximum.&#8221;<br \/>I look at her, smile, and my smiling gaze turns to infinity, like one of those old men who admires construction sites with satisfaction.<br \/>I&#8217;m the sex umarel!<\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-stackable-columns stk-block-columns stk-block stk-e22ef0a\" data-block-id=\"e22ef0a\">\n<div class=\"stk-row stk-inner-blocks stk-block-content stk-content-align stk-e22ef0a-column\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-stackable-column stk-block-column stk-column stk-block stk-ff1828c\" data-v=\"4\" data-block-id=\"ff1828c\">\n<style>.stk-ff1828c {align-self:center !important;}<\/style>\n<div class=\"stk-column-wrapper stk-block-column__content stk-container stk-ff1828c-container stk--no-background stk--no-padding\">\n<div class=\"has-text-align-center stk-block-content stk-inner-blocks stk-ff1828c-inner-blocks\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-rounded\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media4.giphy.com\/media\/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdzlhdGd3ajc1aXE0eDZheTA2OGR4cW5xMXN4a2JxZHFjMTh0ZWoyNiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw\/JYRhoB7kjoRIj5Cgxu\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"Image from the Sex Umarel's story\"><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"wp-block-stackable-column stk-block-column stk-column stk-block stk-53be108\" data-v=\"4\" data-block-id=\"53be108\">\n<div class=\"stk-column-wrapper stk-block-column__content stk-container stk-53be108-container stk--no-background stk--no-padding\">\n<div class=\"stk-block-content stk-inner-blocks stk-53be108-inner-blocks\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-default\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"421\" height=\"531\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2026-02-03-alle-14.28.55.png\" alt=\"Conversation screenshot from the Umarel's story\" class=\"wp-image-4428\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2026-02-03-alle-14.28.55.png 421w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2026-02-03-alle-14.28.55-238x300.png 238w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2026-02-03-alle-14.28.55-320x404.png 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 421px) 100vw, 421px\"><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h2>The Umarel&#8217;s Cold Reflections<\/h2>\n<p><strong>Cold reflections.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>What I love about Ninfetta is her sweetness, naivety, tenderness. Today is the first day without her, and I miss her cuddles, her firm ass, and that sincere and passionate gaze. <\/p>\n<p>Generally I don&#8217;t have a particularly strong connection with Ukrainian women. As you saw in the Cicisbeo story, I find their vision of male\/female relationships a bit old-fashioned, where the man provides everything and the woman focuses solely on being beautiful and taking care of home and family. With Ninfetta, however, I clicked right away. I thought she was different. But then reality knocked on my door. It&#8217;s another story, with a minister, a phantom boyfriend, and an emir.      <\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-rounded\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"687\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_py3narpy3narpy3n-687x1024.png\" alt=\"Second illustration for the Umarel's story\" class=\"wp-image-4016\" style=\"width:417px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_py3narpy3narpy3n-687x1024.png 687w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_py3narpy3narpy3n-201x300.png 201w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_py3narpy3narpy3n-768x1145.png 768w, https:\/\/tiredofboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Gemini_Generated_Image_py3narpy3narpy3n-1030x1536.png 1030w, 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